Cobalt
@cobaltstarling.bsky.social
Hey all, I'm Cobalt!
34 years old
Gender Apathetic (He/They but I honestly don't care much)
Aromantic
Heterosexual
I'm mostly a Tumblr guy but since this place is basically Twitter, but without the shit and toxicity, I'll try to stay active here too~
34 years old
Gender Apathetic (He/They but I honestly don't care much)
Aromantic
Heterosexual
I'm mostly a Tumblr guy but since this place is basically Twitter, but without the shit and toxicity, I'll try to stay active here too~
I was gonna say ‘Nah that looks like normal cat behaviour’ and then I realised.
April 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I was gonna say ‘Nah that looks like normal cat behaviour’ and then I realised.
Ah yes, Outback Stabhouse
December 9, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Ah yes, Outback Stabhouse
What, even considering X? That’d be the last one I’d expect to join.
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
What, even considering X? That’d be the last one I’d expect to join.
I mean, meming your way through being an imposter has worked for me before, so~
Preferably the deceiver though.
Preferably the deceiver though.
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I mean, meming your way through being an imposter has worked for me before, so~
Preferably the deceiver though.
Preferably the deceiver though.
Just channel your inner Eri!
December 2, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Just channel your inner Eri!
what the fuck is that starmie
November 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
what the fuck is that starmie
Man, don’t get our hopes up like that…
November 21, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Man, don’t get our hopes up like that…
Those animatronics are into some freaky shit, don't kinkshame them!
November 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Those animatronics are into some freaky shit, don't kinkshame them!
I think they’d be fine with it, they’d be able to see your sandwich after all.
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I think they’d be fine with it, they’d be able to see your sandwich after all.
Does she have an opinion on them?
November 18, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Does she have an opinion on them?
The thing is, ‘bad publicity is still publicity’ used to work… but nowadays it’s just a fast track to getting cancelled.
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 AM
The thing is, ‘bad publicity is still publicity’ used to work… but nowadays it’s just a fast track to getting cancelled.
Bluesky benefitting from the Muskrat’s mess ups!
November 18, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Bluesky benefitting from the Muskrat’s mess ups!
If he lost or drew, it would have have been “Good job, you couldn’t beat up a 58 year old who hasn’t fought professionally in nearly 20 years!”
Of course, the fact it was a fixed fight means that Jake Paul can’t beat up a 58 year old, but the point is, he was never going to come out looking good.
Of course, the fact it was a fixed fight means that Jake Paul can’t beat up a 58 year old, but the point is, he was never going to come out looking good.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
If he lost or drew, it would have have been “Good job, you couldn’t beat up a 58 year old who hasn’t fought professionally in nearly 20 years!”
Of course, the fact it was a fixed fight means that Jake Paul can’t beat up a 58 year old, but the point is, he was never going to come out looking good.
Of course, the fact it was a fixed fight means that Jake Paul can’t beat up a 58 year old, but the point is, he was never going to come out looking good.
Isn't it usually Lucah who makes the 'first date' jokes?
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Isn't it usually Lucah who makes the 'first date' jokes?
Trump appoints a science denier as head of a health agency? I’m sure this can’t possibly go wrong!
November 16, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Trump appoints a science denier as head of a health agency? I’m sure this can’t possibly go wrong!
I think you forgot to mention gnomes.
November 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I think you forgot to mention gnomes.