Reason number 581 why Crimson hates his son:
- Moxxie is out of the closet while Crimson is so deep in the closet he found the hell equivalent of Narnia.

Never stop theorizing I love it. It’s likely a combination of it all. Crimson’s heists are bleeding them dry, putting them in danger.

Alessio is jealous, maybe wants them to stop all of this and settle down.

I wonder how much Alessio can take, Crimson creates a lot of pain for Ale 🥀

I was thinking Alessio was distressed from Crimson’s increasingly unhinged schemes.

I’m sure Ale advised Crim against inviting Moxxie to the estate in Exes & Oohs. And now, Crimson is hiring a rogue hitman from Wrath.

Crimsons losing the plot and Alessio can see it from a mile away.

True

Crim usually acts like such a selfish narcissist that his use of "we" stands out

Maybe Alessio is getting jealous for no reason

Or maybe Crim's just trying to spread the blame for their bad financial situation around rather than take personal responsibility

Crimson: "I'm dragging your worthless ass home and not smacking the shit outta you for fucking up so bad, ain't that "nice" enough for ya?"

Its alright Moxxie, i'm sure uncle Ale will patch you up XD

@ghostyhaunts.bsky.social @norrynator.bsky.social @twocoffeedraws.bsky.social

(13/12) Bonus

(12/12) And thats about it! Was fun looking thru these files again, I still have such a soft spot for these two. I DID do some storyboards for this but they were bad, im genuinely so bad at storyboarding so i'm never showing them

(11/?) The short would then end with them having a heart to heart. Blitz asking about Moxxie's first time getting shot & him hinting about his bad experiences back home (I wanted moxxie to be a smoker so badly, if u saw my art from when I was on the show u know in my heart he is)

(10/?)

(9/?) Moxxie then pulls the van over and makes the decision to remove the bullet there and then. (Its framed as being erotic. Lots of moaning and groaning. See its called 'First Times' bc its about the first time getting shot but also because it looks like they're... anyways)

(7/?) Moxxie then finds out Blitz is reacting so bad bc it was his FIRST TIME getting shot. Flashback to the first time he got shot and his dad treating him how he's been treating Blitz (badly)

(6/?) They are stopped by a parade of old ladies crossing the road (yeah idk why either, it seemed funny in the moment, also I wrote this entire thing in a weekend, I'm not a writer!! I wrote this for ME!! It wasnt supposed to be good!!)

(5/?) Most of the short was Moxxie tryna drive Blitz to the hospital as he whines like a baby in the back of the van bc being shot hurt (I still like the line "you almost hereditary'd me there" lol)

(4/?)

Blitz steals a weird dog thing from the targets (below) who chase after them and eventually end up shooting Blitz (who hadn't been shot before). reminder this is unofficial, non-canon, was just a fun hypothetical to play with (3/?)

The premise was it was Blitz & Moxxie's first ever hit and it goes bad bc they're bad at their jobs. (Also yes this has a full script lol, I wont share the whole thing) (2/?)

(8/?) Babygirl gets his own post