CobertMTG
@cobertmtg.bsky.social
Magic Content Creator | Sound Designer | #MTGOCreator | 💍 @peachypopcos.bsky.social | PFP: @myhandsareblank.bsky.social | 📧: [email protected]
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New favorite genre of creature: Guys that are straight up Walking™️
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 AM
New favorite genre of creature: Guys that are straight up Walking™️
Outside of politics, I’ve been desperately hunting for a shiny Basculegion and heard that you can more easily spawn mass outbreaks by getting encounter power, and the sandwich calculator spat out this monstrosity.
The fucking Glizzinator™️
The fucking Glizzinator™️
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Outside of politics, I’ve been desperately hunting for a shiny Basculegion and heard that you can more easily spawn mass outbreaks by getting encounter power, and the sandwich calculator spat out this monstrosity.
The fucking Glizzinator™️
The fucking Glizzinator™️
A few months ago @peachypopcos.bsky.social bought one of those under-desk pedal machines and it squeaks when she pedals it.
She said she feels like the dog propeller hat meme when she uses it.
She said she feels like the dog propeller hat meme when she uses it.
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
A few months ago @peachypopcos.bsky.social bought one of those under-desk pedal machines and it squeaks when she pedals it.
She said she feels like the dog propeller hat meme when she uses it.
She said she feels like the dog propeller hat meme when she uses it.
Happy First Strike Friday to one of my favorite underrated Equipment!
Look after your neighbors, stay safe, and if someone asks if you know something no you don't.
Look after your neighbors, stay safe, and if someone asks if you know something no you don't.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Happy First Strike Friday to one of my favorite underrated Equipment!
Look after your neighbors, stay safe, and if someone asks if you know something no you don't.
Look after your neighbors, stay safe, and if someone asks if you know something no you don't.
Caught a shiny @peachypopcos.bsky.social today!
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Caught a shiny @peachypopcos.bsky.social today!
I know we're past the 2025 superlatives period but this was absolutely my Card of the Year from last year.
Unbelievably fun in Limited and the key bomb in my favorite draft deck as well as one of my favorite EDH bombs. An absolute 10/10 card.
Unbelievably fun in Limited and the key bomb in my favorite draft deck as well as one of my favorite EDH bombs. An absolute 10/10 card.
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I know we're past the 2025 superlatives period but this was absolutely my Card of the Year from last year.
Unbelievably fun in Limited and the key bomb in my favorite draft deck as well as one of my favorite EDH bombs. An absolute 10/10 card.
Unbelievably fun in Limited and the key bomb in my favorite draft deck as well as one of my favorite EDH bombs. An absolute 10/10 card.
I am once again thinking about the deck that won 1997 Worlds that is a 5-color Black aggro deck that plays Earthquake and Uktabi Orangutan in the mainboard
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I am once again thinking about the deck that won 1997 Worlds that is a 5-color Black aggro deck that plays Earthquake and Uktabi Orangutan in the mainboard
Was helping @peachypopcos.bsky.social do some trading and I am absolutely flabbergasted this is Vulpix’s sprite in Diamond and Pearl
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Was helping @peachypopcos.bsky.social do some trading and I am absolutely flabbergasted this is Vulpix’s sprite in Diamond and Pearl
I was making sandwiches in Pokémon Violet this morning and the calculator gave me a familiar-looking recipe @loadingreadyrun.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I was making sandwiches in Pokémon Violet this morning and the calculator gave me a familiar-looking recipe @loadingreadyrun.com
Currently 1-0 with Gruul Meatballs feat. Oko
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Currently 1-0 with Gruul Meatballs feat. Oko
prerelease time
im going to crush @peachypopcos.bsky.social in a hydraulic press and eat everyone’s cards
im going to crush @peachypopcos.bsky.social in a hydraulic press and eat everyone’s cards
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
prerelease time
im going to crush @peachypopcos.bsky.social in a hydraulic press and eat everyone’s cards
im going to crush @peachypopcos.bsky.social in a hydraulic press and eat everyone’s cards
Insane tech for The Master, The Ghoul triggers on almost all of your creatures because The Master turns them all into Mutants upon reanimation!
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Insane tech for The Master, The Ghoul triggers on almost all of your creatures because The Master turns them all into Mutants upon reanimation!
Doesn’t matter I’m playing it in my The Master deck because everything it reanimates becomes a Mutant
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Doesn’t matter I’m playing it in my The Master deck because everything it reanimates becomes a Mutant
Took the bus to my favorite pinball arcade while listening to my favorite dream theater album
You people fucking wish you were me
You people fucking wish you were me
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Took the bus to my favorite pinball arcade while listening to my favorite dream theater album
You people fucking wish you were me
You people fucking wish you were me
Reprinting the T45 Power Armor as the T60
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Reprinting the T45 Power Armor as the T60
she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
Found out this morning that @peachypopcos.bsky.social made plans to go to FNM today and didn’t tell me
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Found out this morning that @peachypopcos.bsky.social made plans to go to FNM today and didn’t tell me
I’ve spent the last TWO HOURS shiny hunting Petilils so I can have a shiny Hisuian Lilligant and I have Words™️ for whoever made this Petilil’s shiny form.
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I’ve spent the last TWO HOURS shiny hunting Petilils so I can have a shiny Hisuian Lilligant and I have Words™️ for whoever made this Petilil’s shiny form.