#FakeNews

There are people who... DON'T dream of Tetris blocks slotting into place?

Prospective visitors: Tell us what we are going to see when your exhibition opens!

Me: Bold of you to assume I have the faintest idea.

"stout vellum" I am DED

That is horrifyingly underpaid for what it is, without even factoring in the cost of London. Especially since one presumes the salary INCLUDES London weighting.

"He gazes across a flower-filled front garden and green picket fence onto the Parade, where a smartly dressed nanny escorts a little girl in pinafore and straw hat, and beyond them to the yachts and steamboat gathered at the pier."

They're probably roommates, let's be honest.

The goodest boy. What legends. <3

I don't think I've ever seen a photo of him before and am delighted to learn what he looked like.

Last time I went to Scotland for work, the return train journey (off-peak with railcard) between Cambridge and Stansted was more expensive than the return flight.

Starting another playthrough of the Mass Effect trilogy in 3... 2...

Which makes total sense. A gore is a triangular fabric insert used to widen clothing (think twirly skirts without bulk at the waist), and this is a triangle inserted to widen the road.

I was scrolling too quickly and thought this was a beautiful bar of fancy chocolate.

It blew my mind a couple of years ago to learn that he was still alive and still composing.

Which Rutter was it this year? (I like Rutter, but my softest spot is for 'For the beauty of the earth' rather than the carols.)