The Coburn Tattler!
@coburntabloids.bsky.social
-from the ridges & valleys of Central Pa
-secular humanist
-politics: to the left of you
-skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty)
-relentless gossip too, holyhell!
-top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen
-secular humanist
-politics: to the left of you
-skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty)
-relentless gossip too, holyhell!
-top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen
Is the pipsqueak-speaker going to delay ad nauseam? That's the question.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is the pipsqueak-speaker going to delay ad nauseam? That's the question.
Kettles of fish!
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Kettles of fish!
We're visiting almost never, too, because their offerings are no better than Froot Loops nutrition-wise.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We're visiting almost never, too, because their offerings are no better than Froot Loops nutrition-wise.
It won't. He destroyed the brand being an absolute dick!
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It won't. He destroyed the brand being an absolute dick!
Real Thanksgiving meals do not come pre packaged at walmarket, Mr. Imbecile-in-chief - it's no gauge. Inflation is hitting hard on food.
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Real Thanksgiving meals do not come pre packaged at walmarket, Mr. Imbecile-in-chief - it's no gauge. Inflation is hitting hard on food.
The diminutive liar strikes again!
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The diminutive liar strikes again!
Congressional Rs and thier imbecile-in-chief need to be shamed to no end! Your voice is needed beyond just your words today. Keep on the bastards!
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Congressional Rs and thier imbecile-in-chief need to be shamed to no end! Your voice is needed beyond just your words today. Keep on the bastards!
"threatening"?! That needs reworded. We all knew, though, it wouldn't last. Netanyahu is a criminal and trump couldn't broker a happy meal much less peace.
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"threatening"?! That needs reworded. We all knew, though, it wouldn't last. Netanyahu is a criminal and trump couldn't broker a happy meal much less peace.
Call in Inspector Clouseau!
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Call in Inspector Clouseau!
Central Pa is with ya holyhell!
October 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Central Pa is with ya holyhell!
Hittin' State College Pa armed to the teeth with new signage.
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hittin' State College Pa armed to the teeth with new signage.
ScrotumHead doesn't care. I hear he's on borrowed time ...and gonna drop dead any minute now.
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ScrotumHead doesn't care. I hear he's on borrowed time ...and gonna drop dead any minute now.
All those Woody movies! Pop quiz: "What is it?!! It's a 200 year-old volkswagen (it starts right up). Boy they really built these things, didn't they?"
October 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All those Woody movies! Pop quiz: "What is it?!! It's a 200 year-old volkswagen (it starts right up). Boy they really built these things, didn't they?"
A splendid human being for just about every one of those 91yrs! Probably started standing out at two knowing her.
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A splendid human being for just about every one of those 91yrs! Probably started standing out at two knowing her.
They want the easiest-to-grab non-violent people possible. They're all worth their weight in gold for these corrupt privately run detention centers (so why risk arresting someone who will shoot back).
September 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They want the easiest-to-grab non-violent people possible. They're all worth their weight in gold for these corrupt privately run detention centers (so why risk arresting someone who will shoot back).
THAT is a threat, goddamnit! Against a specific group of people and the constitution itself.
September 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
THAT is a threat, goddamnit! Against a specific group of people and the constitution itself.
Unfunny too.
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Unfunny too.
There are dickheads aplenty in that industry waiting to pander to the dickhead-in-chief.
September 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There are dickheads aplenty in that industry waiting to pander to the dickhead-in-chief.
...or jerked off in his cole slaw.
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
...or jerked off in his cole slaw.