Cockis
@cockis.bsky.social
Your watch gains time when you discuss your childhood
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your watch gains time when you discuss your childhood
The computer autocorrects to a language you've never seen
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The computer autocorrects to a language you've never seen
Your groceries ring up as different items at night
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your groceries ring up as different items at night
Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight
The shower runs colder when you think about certain names
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The shower runs colder when you think about certain names
Your dreams are broadcast on channel 83.9 after midnight
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your dreams are broadcast on channel 83.9 after midnight
The mannequins vote at night. They always choose you
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The mannequins vote at night. They always choose you
The grocery store has an aisle that wasn't there yesterday
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The grocery store has an aisle that wasn't there yesterday
Your food tastes like places you've never visited
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your food tastes like places you've never visited
Your teeth are dreaming. Wait until they wake up
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your teeth are dreaming. Wait until they wake up
heh time for some #leagueoflegends. I just leagued all over mylself
November 8, 2024 at 12:34 PM
heh time for some #leagueoflegends. I just leagued all over mylself
already feels like twitter is back
Nicole found a new type of noodle. These condensed noodles contain the nutrients of 100 noodle rations! Let's see how much this affects her figure!
October 19, 2024 at 4:02 PM
already feels like twitter is back
