Cocolicquot
@cocolicquot.bsky.social
Montréal ⚜️Franglais 💘 Just the jokes
The full moon was at 12:55 PM EDT. I always cut my hair as close to apogee as possible. It’s witchcraft and it makes your hair grow fast #lifehack
May 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The full moon was at 12:55 PM EDT. I always cut my hair as close to apogee as possible. It’s witchcraft and it makes your hair grow fast #lifehack
Trump is if a sea cucumber faked peace deals
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Trump is if a sea cucumber faked peace deals
Prince Bone Saw gave Bone Spurs a $400 million jet
May 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Prince Bone Saw gave Bone Spurs a $400 million jet
Whoever said “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” did so much blow her uvula was a chemical drip
December 15, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Whoever said “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” did so much blow her uvula was a chemical drip
Is there a Daily Dilbert for the simulated reality of a post-Trump hellscape? I could use one.
December 7, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Is there a Daily Dilbert for the simulated reality of a post-Trump hellscape? I could use one.
Trump gets a boner pouring salt on slugs
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November 12, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Trump gets a boner pouring salt on slugs
👿🍆🧂🐌
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Trump’s Mohawk name is “Shitting Bull”
He sees the smoke signal. He hears the drum. And yet he rages on—bc he’s already been scalped 🤷
He sees the smoke signal. He hears the drum. And yet he rages on—bc he’s already been scalped 🤷
August 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Trump’s Mohawk name is “Shitting Bull”
He sees the smoke signal. He hears the drum. And yet he rages on—bc he’s already been scalped 🤷
He sees the smoke signal. He hears the drum. And yet he rages on—bc he’s already been scalped 🤷
Elon Musk is a shredded mini wheat; although electric cars are pretty sweet, his other side is husky n chaffing
September 14, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Elon Musk is a shredded mini wheat; although electric cars are pretty sweet, his other side is husky n chaffing