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Kevin Poorman
@codefriar.bsky.social
My words are my own.
Salesforce Technical Architect @ Vacatia. #nerd. #theologian. So say we all.
I find it BonkerBalls that you can only create automated flow tests for record triggered flows. #BadSalesforceNoDonut. With more and more orgs putting more and more crazy unmaintainable flows together this is more and more important.
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You know how Dragons hoard things? Instead of something useful like gold, I am a dragon hoarding unread emails.

So you don’t have to. You can thank me later.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dear @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social please move the 2026 world cup *FROM* the united states, to *any other country. The United States will 100% abuse and harass non-white soccer fans. Don’t make Soccer fans suffer, take it away from here.
October 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Javascript is drunkely typed.
October 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by Kevin Poorman
Not to be left behind, and to celebrate the kick-off of Dreamforce ‘25, we’re very excited to announce the re-branding of Shirtforce to Agentshirt360.cloud

This starts a revolutionary new chapter for us, one that will be 100% totally different from the shirtforce of yesterday.
#salesforce #DF25
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I can’t decide if the quintessence of America is the school shooting, or a homeless, and his dog sitting under the Vera wang awning, trying to escape the rain.
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hi Dreamforce.
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Kevin Poorman
Trump’s announced “takeover” of D.C. has a lot of folks understandably worried. It’s an outrageous, dangerous and unprecedented move. But it also is evidence that Trump is weaker and more desperate than he wants us to believe. My write-up in the replies.
August 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m speaking at #Forcelandia2025! Join me in Portland August 20–21 for code, community, and some wonderfully weird fun. #KeepCodeWeird #CodeYourTrail #CodeGoals
July 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I love claude-code. But the option in gemini to ‘edit file in editor’ is brilliant. dear @anthropic.com please steal that feature.
June 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dear friends,

I have survived another week.

The horrors persist.
February 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Grr. I am oddly frustrated that one of my ~10y/o monitors has died.
February 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Meet Rory!
December 30, 2024 at 5:30 PM
y'all. My 6yo just brought me her Pokemon advent calendar funko pop of the day. It's my favorite Pokemon. (Archanine) She wants me to babysit. But I can't keep it...
December 13, 2024 at 3:34 PM
If Microsoft Teams solved problems, the would would have run out of problems by now.
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I wonder why Apple Intelligence hasn’t solved Calendar event creation. I should be able to paste block of text, and have Apple Intelligence figure out the repeats, etc.
November 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Hello. Where my Salesforce peeps at?
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by Kevin Poorman
I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time
November 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM