Codemart
@codemart.bsky.social
Codemart is a closely knit team of specialists, having the best time of their lives when writing code. Core developers of
The Virtual Brain 👩🔬👨🔬
The Virtual Brain 👩🔬👨🔬
your mom sent a text asking if you're one of those legendary "10x engineers" 🥹
July 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
your mom sent a text asking if you're one of those legendary "10x engineers" 🥹
you've done 3 sprints of refactoring and suddenly your software architects are sailing in, ready to change the coding strategy again 🕺🕺
July 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
you've done 3 sprints of refactoring and suddenly your software architects are sailing in, ready to change the coding strategy again 🕺🕺
your first commit to an alien codebase you inherited from an unknown vendor 🤞
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
your first commit to an alien codebase you inherited from an unknown vendor 🤞
"Who's coming with me to crash test our code?" 👷⚠️
July 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Who's coming with me to crash test our code?" 👷⚠️
(1/5) For Codemart's recent movie night, Claudiu dug up a 1960s Чайка II vintage camera (Soviet 35mm half-frame) plus long expired film rolls 🎞️
No smartphone, no filter, no AI can give you this adorable retro look!
No smartphone, no filter, no AI can give you this adorable retro look!
June 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
(1/5) For Codemart's recent movie night, Claudiu dug up a 1960s Чайка II vintage camera (Soviet 35mm half-frame) plus long expired film rolls 🎞️
No smartphone, no filter, no AI can give you this adorable retro look!
No smartphone, no filter, no AI can give you this adorable retro look!
A race condition isn't a bug but an attitude! Just ask 🏃♀️➡️ Adela, 🏃♂️➡️ Adrian, 🏃♂️➡️ Darius, 🏃♀️➡️ Ioana, 🏃♀️➡️ Romina or 🏃♀️➡️ Timeea where they've been during the last months.
Kilometers are their breakfast, marathons are for lunch and dinner is skipped for a night run! 👏
Kilometers are their breakfast, marathons are for lunch and dinner is skipped for a night run! 👏
May 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A race condition isn't a bug but an attitude! Just ask 🏃♀️➡️ Adela, 🏃♂️➡️ Adrian, 🏃♂️➡️ Darius, 🏃♀️➡️ Ioana, 🏃♀️➡️ Romina or 🏃♀️➡️ Timeea where they've been during the last months.
Kilometers are their breakfast, marathons are for lunch and dinner is skipped for a night run! 👏
Kilometers are their breakfast, marathons are for lunch and dinner is skipped for a night run! 👏
explaining to QA how typing "[object Object]" as username is not very helpful 😨🤦♂️
May 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
explaining to QA how typing "[object Object]" as username is not very helpful 😨🤦♂️
[{𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎: 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎}] 🤔
April 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
[{𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎: 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎?.𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 || 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎}] 🤔
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We women in the IT industry have every reason to be proud: because we've got this in the bag. Everything. Nothing can stop us. Bring it on, we'll bag it!
Happy #WomensDay 2025! 🙌 🤍
Happy #WomensDay 2025! 🙌 🤍
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We women in the IT industry have every reason to be proud: because we've got this in the bag. Everything. Nothing can stop us. Bring it on, we'll bag it!
Happy #WomensDay 2025! 🙌 🤍
Happy #WomensDay 2025! 🙌 🤍
Summer 2025: Join us for 7 weeks of _paid_ #internship! 👩🏻💻👨🏻💻
Learn from projects like a global B2B eCommerce system 🏪, the leading large-scale brain simulator 🧠 or public transport management 🚋🚍
Find out more ➡️ www.codemart.ro/codemart/zwe...
Learn from projects like a global B2B eCommerce system 🏪, the leading large-scale brain simulator 🧠 or public transport management 🚋🚍
Find out more ➡️ www.codemart.ro/codemart/zwe...
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Summer 2025: Join us for 7 weeks of _paid_ #internship! 👩🏻💻👨🏻💻
Learn from projects like a global B2B eCommerce system 🏪, the leading large-scale brain simulator 🧠 or public transport management 🚋🚍
Find out more ➡️ www.codemart.ro/codemart/zwe...
Learn from projects like a global B2B eCommerce system 🏪, the leading large-scale brain simulator 🧠 or public transport management 🚋🚍
Find out more ➡️ www.codemart.ro/codemart/zwe...
Today we're celebrating our ongoing #neuroscience collaboration between The Virtual Brain and Xircuits from XpressAI 🥳
For the #XpressAIAdvent, we've posted about the cool, open-source neuroscience tools from this collaboration on Day 19 of the Xpress AI and Agents Advent Calendar 2024 🎄
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For the #XpressAIAdvent, we've posted about the cool, open-source neuroscience tools from this collaboration on Day 19 of the Xpress AI and Agents Advent Calendar 2024 🎄
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December 18, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Today we're celebrating our ongoing #neuroscience collaboration between The Virtual Brain and Xircuits from XpressAI 🥳
For the #XpressAIAdvent, we've posted about the cool, open-source neuroscience tools from this collaboration on Day 19 of the Xpress AI and Agents Advent Calendar 2024 🎄
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For the #XpressAIAdvent, we've posted about the cool, open-source neuroscience tools from this collaboration on Day 19 of the Xpress AI and Agents Advent Calendar 2024 🎄
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2024 marks the 20th anniversary of Codemart! We've been around as long as Facebook, Skype and Firefox. We're even older than Google Chrome, can you believe it?? 😆
Thanks to everyone who rode along with us in these amazing 20 years! ❤️
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Thanks to everyone who rode along with us in these amazing 20 years! ❤️
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December 16, 2024 at 1:32 PM
2024 marks the 20th anniversary of Codemart! We've been around as long as Facebook, Skype and Firefox. We're even older than Google Chrome, can you believe it?? 😆
Thanks to everyone who rode along with us in these amazing 20 years! ❤️
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Thanks to everyone who rode along with us in these amazing 20 years! ❤️
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