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Zane Lloyd
@codenamezed.bsky.social
a whited sepulchre
@linkara.bsky.social I would pay good money for you to have a sit down with JJ Abrams dismantling The Rise of Skywalker
January 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I finally got to meet my dear friend @annetheriault.bsky.social after 6 years of talking to her all the time.
PSA: there are two churches on Bloor Street called St. Paul’s*. If you are speaking at an event at St. Paul’s on Bloor Street, I highly recommend actually reading the address and not just being like “oh yeah, I totally know that church, no problem”

*I know one of them is Trinity-St. Paul’s. I KNOW.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Rave Pope?

[nods] Rave Pope.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hoping to make @fakehistoryhunter.net proud
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I fully expect Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce prenup to be as involved as the freaking Silmarillion
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Phineas and Ferb revival would have been infinitely funnier if Doofenshmirtz had to return to evil because of a old contract he signed and OWCA just agreeing he had to follow the terms of the contract
June 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They’re really, really, really trying to clean up the smear that Chris Chibnall left on the Doctor Who but yeesh it’s a bad stain
June 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@susanarendt.bsky.social does Della need a new sister/chew toy
May 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
April 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Working through my pope grief by emailing the New York Times with a correction to Francis’ obituary
April 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
“Main Event” Jey Uso can’t even main event the Wrestlemania where he won the Royal Rumble
April 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@moviessilently.bsky.social Do you find it strange despite its infamy we never got a true remake of London After Midnight (I don’t count Mark of the Vampire)
April 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@moviessilently.bsky.social I know you, rightfully, dislike DE Griffith but don’t think there is any historical merit in the technological and narrative achievement of his work like Birth of a Nation? (As truly truly terrible as it is)
April 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@fakehistoryhunt.bsky.social is this what you’re planning with the chickens
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s a real shame, but I can’t say I didn’t see this coming for awhile now. Zero Punctuation was one of the first ever web series I ever enjoyed.
November 7, 2023 at 1:07 AM
@susanarendt.bsky.social Miki wants to know if Della can come play
October 8, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Whoever opens the donation bag will have so many questions.
October 2, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Melvin wants everyone to know that 4am is mandatory scritches time and no you can’t wait until morning.
August 27, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Apparently we provided good service to the literary personification of the state of nonbeing.
August 20, 2023 at 3:56 PM
There’s something really depressing about seeing unstoppable ads for gatcha games in a Zero Punctuation review.
August 10, 2023 at 2:23 AM
I often wonder if I’m one of those artists that won’t be appreciated in their own time.
July 31, 2023 at 4:07 AM
I think instead of downloading ten new social media apps to replace the rotting corpse of Twitter, I'm going to do the opposite and throw my phone into the sea.
July 26, 2023 at 4:38 PM
I’ve downloaded and saved my profile picture so many times it’s probably a fraction of its original quality. Maybe I should just make a new one.
July 25, 2023 at 4:29 AM