DC
banner
codestemi.bsky.social
DC
@codestemi.bsky.social
Paramedic. Husband. Fur-Dad.
Goddamnit Coop...
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
OMG CANT NOBODY TELL ME NOTHIN TODAY I AM GONNA BE RATCHET AS FUCK
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our $1.2million QB.
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
L's down.
September 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the funniest thing I'll see all day. @ryanmarino.bsky.social #IYKYK #WTFentanyl
July 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
July 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
😬😬
June 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Front page of my employer's company intranet 🥰
June 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My dude is OUT
June 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
June 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Good thing no one is, or has, performed gender-affirming surgical procedures on children. Anywhere. Ever.

Fuckin nerds.
June 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There's a lot of bad shit going on in the world, but i just traded in my 2XL work shirts for a large, so I want to celebrate this small personal victory.
May 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Our porch cat Lucian is....actually idk wtf he's doing.

He is alive though.
May 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Our house wolf feasts on the blood of my enemies*.

*Earthborn and real expensive pancreatic enzymes.
May 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
April 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
April 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
9/11 would like a word...
April 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You absolutely DO NOT fuck with Professor Robert Langdon.
April 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Keep your dog on a leash. (This same dude does this EVERY morning)

And also, don't fuck with my porch cat or his food.

@kenzobug.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
March 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This the man we need.

IYKYK
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
February 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
@kenzobug.bsky.social trying to read her book and Alice said "nah"
January 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM