Cody
@cody-rose.bsky.social
Husband, father, journaler...and smart ass
Kids are hiding in their rooms. Wife is wrapping gifts and stressing over this evening, I'm sitting on the front porch pregaming with an afult beverage. #ChristmasTraditions
December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Kids are hiding in their rooms. Wife is wrapping gifts and stressing over this evening, I'm sitting on the front porch pregaming with an afult beverage. #ChristmasTraditions
Totally not my meme, but totally could be
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Totally not my meme, but totally could be
Hungry kitties make #MorningPages challenging. Hard to journal with all the boops and bumps.
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Hungry kitties make #MorningPages challenging. Hard to journal with all the boops and bumps.
My employer hangs this banner up every year. It's supposed to be funny. Maybe I'm just a stick in the mud, but I'm disturbed by the implications.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My employer hangs this banner up every year. It's supposed to be funny. Maybe I'm just a stick in the mud, but I'm disturbed by the implications.
Honestly, this is the best part of 5 Guys these days
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Honestly, this is the best part of 5 Guys these days
Do I know what this many deviled eggs will to my digestive system? Yes, yes I do. Does that have any bearing on my choices? No, no it does not.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do I know what this many deviled eggs will to my digestive system? Yes, yes I do. Does that have any bearing on my choices? No, no it does not.
#Thanksgiving pre game. Shot of cinnamon vodka over ice, topped with cider, garnished with a cinnamon stick #Yum
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
#Thanksgiving pre game. Shot of cinnamon vodka over ice, topped with cider, garnished with a cinnamon stick #Yum
11/27/25. 1307. Wife: I think that's a great idea
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
11/27/25. 1307. Wife: I think that's a great idea
#Thanksgiving quote of the year:
My wife, after fighting with a reluctant pumpkin roll:
I am going to eat all my sorrows, with cream cheese filling
My wife, after fighting with a reluctant pumpkin roll:
I am going to eat all my sorrows, with cream cheese filling
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
#Thanksgiving quote of the year:
My wife, after fighting with a reluctant pumpkin roll:
I am going to eat all my sorrows, with cream cheese filling
My wife, after fighting with a reluctant pumpkin roll:
I am going to eat all my sorrows, with cream cheese filling
First time not cutting myself with my #StraightRazor. Need to celebrate the #SmallThingsInLife
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
First time not cutting myself with my #StraightRazor. Need to celebrate the #SmallThingsInLife
I'm reading through all my posts, and oh my God! So many typos. It's embarrassing. Billion dollar AI idea: make one that scouts your feed and slyly corrects them so you don't look like an idiot
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm reading through all my posts, and oh my God! So many typos. It's embarrassing. Billion dollar AI idea: make one that scouts your feed and slyly corrects them so you don't look like an idiot
Is this not the sweetest picture ever of my grandson and my cat?
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is this not the sweetest picture ever of my grandson and my cat?
The breeze that is making this evening so pleasant is also blowing 20° of temperature away. Tomorrow will be much colder
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The breeze that is making this evening so pleasant is also blowing 20° of temperature away. Tomorrow will be much colder
Idiot neighbors have put their Christmas lights up already 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Idiot neighbors have put their Christmas lights up already 🙄
Regula vitae
It's the little things
It's the little things
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Regula vitae
It's the little things
It's the little things
How do I know the wife and I are getting old? We spent a Saturday morning discussing the attributes of various kinds of oatmeal and how to cook it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How do I know the wife and I are getting old? We spent a Saturday morning discussing the attributes of various kinds of oatmeal and how to cook it.
In the latest example of yesterday's sci fi being today's reality, I present to you what I saw in Walgreens today:
Canned air, with 90% more air
Canned air, with 90% more air
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In the latest example of yesterday's sci fi being today's reality, I present to you what I saw in Walgreens today:
Canned air, with 90% more air
Canned air, with 90% more air
We've been out of town and our son sent this Pic of our cats comforting each other. It's okay Jasper, we'll be back soon.
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We've been out of town and our son sent this Pic of our cats comforting each other. It's okay Jasper, we'll be back soon.
In our hotel room, we need to make sure all bathroom needs are taken care of before the grandson comes over. Only took him a few minutes to figure out how to defeat the lock from the outside #Locksmith
October 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In our hotel room, we need to make sure all bathroom needs are taken care of before the grandson comes over. Only took him a few minutes to figure out how to defeat the lock from the outside #Locksmith
This kills me every time I see it.
October 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This kills me every time I see it.
Halfway listening to my wife and sister in law talk. Interesting to hear how different the conversation is than when she and I do. Even after 30 years together, I get to see different sides of my lady
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Halfway listening to my wife and sister in law talk. Interesting to hear how different the conversation is than when she and I do. Even after 30 years together, I get to see different sides of my lady
I'm sitting on the balcony, watching the surf and drinking my coffee. My #smartwatch is bugging me to stand up and get active. Fuck you, smartwatch. I'm on #vacation
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm sitting on the balcony, watching the surf and drinking my coffee. My #smartwatch is bugging me to stand up and get active. Fuck you, smartwatch. I'm on #vacation
Now that's a view to wake up to.
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Now that's a view to wake up to.
Now that the drive is over, ready to start my Vacation. The capital V is significant. Turned off all work devices, I'm not reachable. Feels so good
October 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Now that the drive is over, ready to start my Vacation. The capital V is significant. Turned off all work devices, I'm not reachable. Feels so good
Read the most wonderful line in my reread of #TheHoseintheCeruleanSea
"Hate is loud, but I think you'll learn it's because it's only a few people shouting, desperate to be heard."
Rings true about today's world. Thank you, #TJKLUNE.
"Hate is loud, but I think you'll learn it's because it's only a few people shouting, desperate to be heard."
Rings true about today's world. Thank you, #TJKLUNE.
October 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Read the most wonderful line in my reread of #TheHoseintheCeruleanSea
"Hate is loud, but I think you'll learn it's because it's only a few people shouting, desperate to be heard."
Rings true about today's world. Thank you, #TJKLUNE.
"Hate is loud, but I think you'll learn it's because it's only a few people shouting, desperate to be heard."
Rings true about today's world. Thank you, #TJKLUNE.