Frank
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"We discussed in a confidential meeting how we could get our hands on as much money as possible. We have not made any progress in ending the war, as the Ukrainians still refuse to surrender. This contradicts our interests in continuing to steal money and raw materials."
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
"We discussed in a confidential meeting how we could get our hands on as much money as possible. We have not made any progress in ending the war, as the Ukrainians still refuse to surrender. This contradicts our interests in continuing to steal money and raw materials."
You remember, don't you? Someone said that the best insurance for Ukraine would be if there were lots of US companies there.
You have to be an idiot to say that. But i just can't remember his name.
You have to be an idiot to say that. But i just can't remember his name.
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
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January 30, 2026 at 12:02 PM
You remember, don't you? Someone said that the best insurance for Ukraine would be if there were lots of US companies there.
You have to be an idiot to say that. But i just can't remember his name.
You have to be an idiot to say that. But i just can't remember his name.
Donnie just asked nicely if civilian buildings and power plants would be spared. A warehouse like that is something completely different. Well, it happened. Nothing you can do about it.*
*Except realize that Vladi is screwing you over big time.
*Except realize that Vladi is screwing you over big time.
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Donnie just asked nicely if civilian buildings and power plants would be spared. A warehouse like that is something completely different. Well, it happened. Nothing you can do about it.*
*Except realize that Vladi is screwing you over big time.
*Except realize that Vladi is screwing you over big time.
Tell me you're too cowardly without saying you're cowardly.
Ultimately, Moscow just can't decide which of the doubles to send.
Ultimately, Moscow just can't decide which of the doubles to send.
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Tell me you're too cowardly without saying you're cowardly.
Ultimately, Moscow just can't decide which of the doubles to send.
Ultimately, Moscow just can't decide which of the doubles to send.
With Donnie's dementia, two days now feel as long as two weeks.
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 AM
With Donnie's dementia, two days now feel as long as two weeks.
I think the proposal came from Vladi, for one simple reason: they don't have any missiles themselves at the moment and want to prevent the Ukrainians from shooting their place to pieces.
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I think the proposal came from Vladi, for one simple reason: they don't have any missiles themselves at the moment and want to prevent the Ukrainians from shooting their place to pieces.
The Land Deal is easy
Russia should get its ass back to its own shitty country and that's that.
Then there would be a 300 km wide demilitarized zone within Russia and everyone would be happy (Russia's opinion doesn't matter).
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Russia should get its ass back to its own shitty country and that's that.
Then there would be a 300 km wide demilitarized zone within Russia and everyone would be happy (Russia's opinion doesn't matter).
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The Land Deal is easy
Russia should get its ass back to its own shitty country and that's that.
Then there would be a 300 km wide demilitarized zone within Russia and everyone would be happy (Russia's opinion doesn't matter).
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Russia should get its ass back to its own shitty country and that's that.
Then there would be a 300 km wide demilitarized zone within Russia and everyone would be happy (Russia's opinion doesn't matter).
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Answer: "Since Vladi declined the invitation to Kyiv, as well as various meetings on 'neutral' ground, there is no reason to meet in Moscow now."
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Answer: "Since Vladi declined the invitation to Kyiv, as well as various meetings on 'neutral' ground, there is no reason to meet in Moscow now."
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
Bringt jetzt im Winter auch nicht soviel. Aber dezentrale Erzeugung durch zum bsp kleinere Blockheizkraftwerke sind Sachen, die auch bei uns Sinnvoll sind. Weg von den großen Anlagen hin zu kleineren. Eben dezentral.
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Bringt jetzt im Winter auch nicht soviel. Aber dezentrale Erzeugung durch zum bsp kleinere Blockheizkraftwerke sind Sachen, die auch bei uns Sinnvoll sind. Weg von den großen Anlagen hin zu kleineren. Eben dezentral.
Klingt alles recht einseitig. Vielleicht sind den Russen auch die Raketen ausgegangen & sie brauchen 2 wochen um Nachzuproduzieren. Wichtig nur, 🇺🇦 schießt nicht zurück, nachdem sie alles zu Klump geschossen haben
Traue ich den W*chsern sofort zu, den eigenen Mangel noch zum Vorteil nutzen zu wollen
Traue ich den W*chsern sofort zu, den eigenen Mangel noch zum Vorteil nutzen zu wollen
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Klingt alles recht einseitig. Vielleicht sind den Russen auch die Raketen ausgegangen & sie brauchen 2 wochen um Nachzuproduzieren. Wichtig nur, 🇺🇦 schießt nicht zurück, nachdem sie alles zu Klump geschossen haben
Traue ich den W*chsern sofort zu, den eigenen Mangel noch zum Vorteil nutzen zu wollen
Traue ich den W*chsern sofort zu, den eigenen Mangel noch zum Vorteil nutzen zu wollen
It is well known that the ultra-religious have ties to Russia. And the weakening of the EU due to the UK's secession also suits them.
But thanks for the info. It provides new insights.
But thanks for the info. It provides new insights.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It is well known that the ultra-religious have ties to Russia. And the weakening of the EU due to the UK's secession also suits them.
But thanks for the info. It provides new insights.
But thanks for the info. It provides new insights.
Answer: "Since Vladi declined the invitation to Kyiv, as well as various meetings on 'neutral' ground, there is no reason to meet in Moscow now."
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Answer: "Since Vladi declined the invitation to Kyiv, as well as various meetings on 'neutral' ground, there is no reason to meet in Moscow now."
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
Donnie will have long forgotten about other things by then. That's why it should be pointed out. Or does the Kremlin not know which Putin to send?
Like Russia's subversive activities in Donbas and Crimea ("little green men") and its support for catalan separatist groups in Spain, for example, or as the financier behind Brexit.
Subversion and division. Now being pursued by the US (according to the Kremlin playbook).
Subversion and division. Now being pursued by the US (according to the Kremlin playbook).
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Like Russia's subversive activities in Donbas and Crimea ("little green men") and its support for catalan separatist groups in Spain, for example, or as the financier behind Brexit.
Subversion and division. Now being pursued by the US (according to the Kremlin playbook).
Subversion and division. Now being pursued by the US (according to the Kremlin playbook).
Parallelen auch zu den katalanischen Separatisten oder dem Brexit. Da von Russland gesteuert.
Zersetzung und Spaltung. nun eben von den USA betrieben.
Zersetzung und Spaltung. nun eben von den USA betrieben.
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Parallelen auch zu den katalanischen Separatisten oder dem Brexit. Da von Russland gesteuert.
Zersetzung und Spaltung. nun eben von den USA betrieben.
Zersetzung und Spaltung. nun eben von den USA betrieben.
Wie vor ein paar Tagen geschrieben: Erst in der Ukraine alles zusammenschießen und dann anbieten eben das nicht mehr zu tun, damit die Ukrainer nicht zurück schießen.
Und Dumb-Donnie will ja irgendwie eErfolge sehen, egal wie.
Und Dumb-Donnie will ja irgendwie eErfolge sehen, egal wie.
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Wie vor ein paar Tagen geschrieben: Erst in der Ukraine alles zusammenschießen und dann anbieten eben das nicht mehr zu tun, damit die Ukrainer nicht zurück schießen.
Und Dumb-Donnie will ja irgendwie eErfolge sehen, egal wie.
Und Dumb-Donnie will ja irgendwie eErfolge sehen, egal wie.
Einbestellen und zur persona non grata erklären.
Wenn der nächste wieder als "Gutsherr" auftritt ebenso verfahren. Überall. Soll Donnie doch seine "kompetenten" Freunde zuhause versorgen.
Wenn der nächste wieder als "Gutsherr" auftritt ebenso verfahren. Überall. Soll Donnie doch seine "kompetenten" Freunde zuhause versorgen.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Einbestellen und zur persona non grata erklären.
Wenn der nächste wieder als "Gutsherr" auftritt ebenso verfahren. Überall. Soll Donnie doch seine "kompetenten" Freunde zuhause versorgen.
Wenn der nächste wieder als "Gutsherr" auftritt ebenso verfahren. Überall. Soll Donnie doch seine "kompetenten" Freunde zuhause versorgen.
*I know: Orangutans are very intelligent animals,& this comparison does not do them justice at all. I apologize.
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
*I know: Orangutans are very intelligent animals,& this comparison does not do them justice at all. I apologize.
I am old enough to remember that Zelensky has often wanted to meet with Vladi. In Kyiv, in Istanbul, in Dubai...
Each time, the bunker gnome chickened out.
Of course, it is a problem that the Orange Utan* in D.C. can no longer remember this.
Each time, the bunker gnome chickened out.
Of course, it is a problem that the Orange Utan* in D.C. can no longer remember this.
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I am old enough to remember that Zelensky has often wanted to meet with Vladi. In Kyiv, in Istanbul, in Dubai...
Each time, the bunker gnome chickened out.
Of course, it is a problem that the Orange Utan* in D.C. can no longer remember this.
Each time, the bunker gnome chickened out.
Of course, it is a problem that the Orange Utan* in D.C. can no longer remember this.
Notice how concerned he is about the people who are protesting and whom he has promised to help. And anyway, I thought the nuclear program had been ended some time ago by "beautiful bombs"...
What a clown.
What a clown.
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Notice how concerned he is about the people who are protesting and whom he has promised to help. And anyway, I thought the nuclear program had been ended some time ago by "beautiful bombs"...
What a clown.
What a clown.
People who are important to him. Sorted by order.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 AM
People who are important to him. Sorted by order.