Today, Wiraton Willie stuck his head up and predicted six more weeks of winter and four more years of fuckery.

People are now calling Teslas "swatikars". Apparently it's making Elon Fuherious.

saveourslopes.ca

Please sign. Protect Alberta's mountain spaces.

Ok so basically Dani wants Canada to capitulate to her BFF and close the longest undefended border in the world. She's such an ass-kissing coward. Also... Wouldn't stopping the illegal importation of narcotics to the US be a US Border Patrol job? search.app/GcQ4stEYQCRA...

London at Christmas, London at night... really London anytime. Is amazing. Bonus for the amazing South English coast.

Pro tip. When you're getting ready to go on vacation, don't throw your back out less than 24 hours before your 9-hour flight. Today's flight to London will be made possible by Robaxacet.

Someone please explain to the Cheeto-In-Charge that a trade imbalance is not one nation "subsidising" the other.

One of the things I miss from Twitter is the camaraderie of my fellow progressive Canadians. I'm sorry I forgot (or didn't know how) to bring you here with me. If you're out there, hit me up and reconnect.

I do love a good holiday-themed practical joke. This was a Sunday evening well-spent and, a good payoff Monday morning.

*sigh. It's Death day; the day Mark David Chapman stole John Lennon from the world. I was 10 when I heard the news. I still remember where I was and how it made me feel.

Deactivated my Twitter acct and removed the app from my phone today. Unfortunately I forgot to copy all my followers and people I followed. So, starting from scratch here. 😂

I'm here now. My countdown is on to deleting Twitter. 12 hours and counting.