caf fiend
@coffeemilktea.bsky.social
I post nonsense and then dip because that's my whole aesthetic
One of my relatives came back from a trip and gave me some bottles of coconut water + jelly(???) they got in Korea, and it's weirdly good and now I'm the most well hydrated I've been in all of 2026
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
One of my relatives came back from a trip and gave me some bottles of coconut water + jelly(???) they got in Korea, and it's weirdly good and now I'm the most well hydrated I've been in all of 2026
The end of the year is such a melancholy time, but jiminjeong edits keep me going 😌
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The end of the year is such a melancholy time, but jiminjeong edits keep me going 😌
I remember back when BlueSky first got popular, I had a friend who would post a bunch, then crash out and delete a ton of posts, and then eventually start posting again and the cycle would repeat like clockwork
I miss those days and the people who I'd follow back then 😔
I miss those days and the people who I'd follow back then 😔
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I remember back when BlueSky first got popular, I had a friend who would post a bunch, then crash out and delete a ton of posts, and then eventually start posting again and the cycle would repeat like clockwork
I miss those days and the people who I'd follow back then 😔
I miss those days and the people who I'd follow back then 😔
I've been trying to game less so I can spend more time on creative pursuits... it's been a struggle 😶
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I've been trying to game less so I can spend more time on creative pursuits... it's been a struggle 😶
I feel like I gamed so much this weekend that I'm actually tired of gaming, which is such a weird feeling 😵
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I feel like I gamed so much this weekend that I'm actually tired of gaming, which is such a weird feeling 😵
This isn't specific to this platform, but it feels like a lot of the people I've followed over the past few years posted less and less and eventually became completely inactive on socials 😔
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This isn't specific to this platform, but it feels like a lot of the people I've followed over the past few years posted less and less and eventually became completely inactive on socials 😔
4000 stellar jades weren't enough for me to pull Evernight in the new Honkai Star Rail update... it's rough out here 🙃
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
4000 stellar jades weren't enough for me to pull Evernight in the new Honkai Star Rail update... it's rough out here 🙃
I need to stop playing No Man's Sky so much... I've been addicted as heck since the corvette update dropped 😅
September 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I need to stop playing No Man's Sky so much... I've been addicted as heck since the corvette update dropped 😅
I guess I won't be charging for a while after installing the iOS 26 beta... my phone is running HOT 😵💫
Anyway everything is working great otherwise (so far)
Anyway everything is working great otherwise (so far)
June 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I guess I won't be charging for a while after installing the iOS 26 beta... my phone is running HOT 😵💫
Anyway everything is working great otherwise (so far)
Anyway everything is working great otherwise (so far)
Playing Oblivion Remastered makes me think we're at most 6 years away from Skyrim Remastered since 2031 would be the 20 year anniversary
Skyrim Remastered might come out before Elder Scrolls VI 💀
Skyrim Remastered might come out before Elder Scrolls VI 💀
April 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Playing Oblivion Remastered makes me think we're at most 6 years away from Skyrim Remastered since 2031 would be the 20 year anniversary
Skyrim Remastered might come out before Elder Scrolls VI 💀
Skyrim Remastered might come out before Elder Scrolls VI 💀
Every open world RPG like Oblivion Remastered: "The fate of the world depends on you... you must charge forward to greatness."
Me: "I picked up sixty nine cheese wheels and I'm over-encumbered, I'm not charging anywhere 🙃"
Me: "I picked up sixty nine cheese wheels and I'm over-encumbered, I'm not charging anywhere 🙃"
April 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Every open world RPG like Oblivion Remastered: "The fate of the world depends on you... you must charge forward to greatness."
Me: "I picked up sixty nine cheese wheels and I'm over-encumbered, I'm not charging anywhere 🙃"
Me: "I picked up sixty nine cheese wheels and I'm over-encumbered, I'm not charging anywhere 🙃"
I keep getting all these random spam calls.... one of these days I'm going to answer and just start aggressively talking about Oblivion Remastered no matter who's actually calling me 😤
April 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I keep getting all these random spam calls.... one of these days I'm going to answer and just start aggressively talking about Oblivion Remastered no matter who's actually calling me 😤
I feel like my life is an endless cycle of
1. I have a great idea for something
2. I forget to write it down
3. Later when I can do something about it, I think "wait I forgot what my cool idea was 😭"
1. I have a great idea for something
2. I forget to write it down
3. Later when I can do something about it, I think "wait I forgot what my cool idea was 😭"
April 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I feel like my life is an endless cycle of
1. I have a great idea for something
2. I forget to write it down
3. Later when I can do something about it, I think "wait I forgot what my cool idea was 😭"
1. I have a great idea for something
2. I forget to write it down
3. Later when I can do something about it, I think "wait I forgot what my cool idea was 😭"
My #InZOI character spent all week at home on his laptop, then went on ONE date and suddenly he's MARRIED???
First day of him being married:
- "he gave his wife a forehead smooch, so cute"
- "aww princess carry"
- "WAIT why is there a heart and fireworks over the bed???" 😳
10/10 game of the year
First day of him being married:
- "he gave his wife a forehead smooch, so cute"
- "aww princess carry"
- "WAIT why is there a heart and fireworks over the bed???" 😳
10/10 game of the year
April 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My #InZOI character spent all week at home on his laptop, then went on ONE date and suddenly he's MARRIED???
First day of him being married:
- "he gave his wife a forehead smooch, so cute"
- "aww princess carry"
- "WAIT why is there a heart and fireworks over the bed???" 😳
10/10 game of the year
First day of him being married:
- "he gave his wife a forehead smooch, so cute"
- "aww princess carry"
- "WAIT why is there a heart and fireworks over the bed???" 😳
10/10 game of the year
2 hours into #InZOI and I
- unemployedmaxxed by looking for loose change
- sprinkled "magic dust" into a fire(??)
- told a stranger "there's a cat only I can see" (???)
- spent almost all my money on a high-end gaming PC so I could be an app developer (unemployedmaxxing)
10/10 game of the year 😎
- unemployedmaxxed by looking for loose change
- sprinkled "magic dust" into a fire(??)
- told a stranger "there's a cat only I can see" (???)
- spent almost all my money on a high-end gaming PC so I could be an app developer (unemployedmaxxing)
10/10 game of the year 😎
March 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
2 hours into #InZOI and I
- unemployedmaxxed by looking for loose change
- sprinkled "magic dust" into a fire(??)
- told a stranger "there's a cat only I can see" (???)
- spent almost all my money on a high-end gaming PC so I could be an app developer (unemployedmaxxing)
10/10 game of the year 😎
- unemployedmaxxed by looking for loose change
- sprinkled "magic dust" into a fire(??)
- told a stranger "there's a cat only I can see" (???)
- spent almost all my money on a high-end gaming PC so I could be an app developer (unemployedmaxxing)
10/10 game of the year 😎
"Pick your trait" Wait... isn't this basically just an MBTI personality thing...? 🫢
(also I took forever to get out of the #InZOI character creator screen because I couldn't pick which outfit to wear 🙃)
(also I took forever to get out of the #InZOI character creator screen because I couldn't pick which outfit to wear 🙃)
March 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Pick your trait" Wait... isn't this basically just an MBTI personality thing...? 🫢
(also I took forever to get out of the #InZOI character creator screen because I couldn't pick which outfit to wear 🙃)
(also I took forever to get out of the #InZOI character creator screen because I couldn't pick which outfit to wear 🙃)
Finance news on TV: "L'Oreal is now worth 7 times more than Estée Lauder after the latter lost 100 billion dollars the past three years"
Me: "Maybe it's ✨MAYBELLINE✨"
Me: "Maybe it's ✨MAYBELLINE✨"
March 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Finance news on TV: "L'Oreal is now worth 7 times more than Estée Lauder after the latter lost 100 billion dollars the past three years"
Me: "Maybe it's ✨MAYBELLINE✨"
Me: "Maybe it's ✨MAYBELLINE✨"
My coworkers were arguing whether Apple Maps or Google Maps is better
Me, I prefer to navigate based on ✨️VIBES✨️
...that's how I wound up eating at Waffle House one county over when I meant to go to Applebee's on the other end of my town 😔
Me, I prefer to navigate based on ✨️VIBES✨️
...that's how I wound up eating at Waffle House one county over when I meant to go to Applebee's on the other end of my town 😔
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My coworkers were arguing whether Apple Maps or Google Maps is better
Me, I prefer to navigate based on ✨️VIBES✨️
...that's how I wound up eating at Waffle House one county over when I meant to go to Applebee's on the other end of my town 😔
Me, I prefer to navigate based on ✨️VIBES✨️
...that's how I wound up eating at Waffle House one county over when I meant to go to Applebee's on the other end of my town 😔
I texted a friend about wanting to hang out, and got a reply about just wanting to rot in bed all day 😔
Solo Rotting: where the goal is to NOT "arise"
Solo Rotting: where the goal is to NOT "arise"
March 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I texted a friend about wanting to hang out, and got a reply about just wanting to rot in bed all day 😔
Solo Rotting: where the goal is to NOT "arise"
Solo Rotting: where the goal is to NOT "arise"
New boba place opened down the street and it looks like there's good stuff inside 🧋
I opened my wallet to see if I have enough money inside... but it's like trying to spot John Cena... 🫥
I opened my wallet to see if I have enough money inside... but it's like trying to spot John Cena... 🫥
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
New boba place opened down the street and it looks like there's good stuff inside 🧋
I opened my wallet to see if I have enough money inside... but it's like trying to spot John Cena... 🫥
I opened my wallet to see if I have enough money inside... but it's like trying to spot John Cena... 🫥
I really stayed up late to edit a bunch of ringtones for my new phone..... only to go back to my old Rick Astley ringtone 😮💨
March 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I really stayed up late to edit a bunch of ringtones for my new phone..... only to go back to my old Rick Astley ringtone 😮💨
When people say "drink more water," and I just think
"Well, there's water in here" 😎🧋
"Well, there's water in here" 😎🧋
February 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When people say "drink more water," and I just think
"Well, there's water in here" 😎🧋
"Well, there's water in here" 😎🧋
Started my new job today and it's been quite a rollercoaster...
...but new workplace or not, I'm still posting nonsense on socials like always 😎👌
...but new workplace or not, I'm still posting nonsense on socials like always 😎👌
January 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Started my new job today and it's been quite a rollercoaster...
...but new workplace or not, I'm still posting nonsense on socials like always 😎👌
...but new workplace or not, I'm still posting nonsense on socials like always 😎👌
The Herta + Herta + Tingyun + Tingyun 2.0 (Fugue)
A #HonkaiStarRail Identity Crisis Squad...? Anyways, I made it as a joke, but why is this team scarily good 🫢 Like this might be a meme team, but the damage they deal is serious business 💀
A #HonkaiStarRail Identity Crisis Squad...? Anyways, I made it as a joke, but why is this team scarily good 🫢 Like this might be a meme team, but the damage they deal is serious business 💀
January 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Herta + Herta + Tingyun + Tingyun 2.0 (Fugue)
A #HonkaiStarRail Identity Crisis Squad...? Anyways, I made it as a joke, but why is this team scarily good 🫢 Like this might be a meme team, but the damage they deal is serious business 💀
A #HonkaiStarRail Identity Crisis Squad...? Anyways, I made it as a joke, but why is this team scarily good 🫢 Like this might be a meme team, but the damage they deal is serious business 💀
Back on my #honkaistarrail hijinks: It took goodness knows how many days and ridiculous amounts of stellar jade, but I finally got Herta 🎉
But my current team (Remembrance Trailblazer, Feixiao, Firefly, Aventurine) is so good... I don't actually know what to do with her... like who do I swap out?😅
But my current team (Remembrance Trailblazer, Feixiao, Firefly, Aventurine) is so good... I don't actually know what to do with her... like who do I swap out?😅
January 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Back on my #honkaistarrail hijinks: It took goodness knows how many days and ridiculous amounts of stellar jade, but I finally got Herta 🎉
But my current team (Remembrance Trailblazer, Feixiao, Firefly, Aventurine) is so good... I don't actually know what to do with her... like who do I swap out?😅
But my current team (Remembrance Trailblazer, Feixiao, Firefly, Aventurine) is so good... I don't actually know what to do with her... like who do I swap out?😅