Adam Stück
@coffeeologian.bsky.social
Coffee-drinking, story-writing, Christ-following gamer-person. He/Him. My spiritual gift is sarcasm.
A friend showed off his coding skills today. His lines of jumbled letters and cryptic symbols convince me that coding is just disguised sorcery: magic spells and runes of power in digital form. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR FANCY LAPTOP YOU SORCERER
July 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A friend showed off his coding skills today. His lines of jumbled letters and cryptic symbols convince me that coding is just disguised sorcery: magic spells and runes of power in digital form. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR FANCY LAPTOP YOU SORCERER
The eyes are the window to the soul, they say. My eyes are a swampy green-brown. I’m not sure what this says about my spiritual self, and I’m not sure I want to know.
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The eyes are the window to the soul, they say. My eyes are a swampy green-brown. I’m not sure what this says about my spiritual self, and I’m not sure I want to know.
I’m considering production costs for my story project, and it looks like I’m going to have to sell a kidney. What? No, not one of mine.
Any volunteers? I’ll name a houseplant after you! It’s like crowdfunding. But with kidneys.
Any volunteers? I’ll name a houseplant after you! It’s like crowdfunding. But with kidneys.
June 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m considering production costs for my story project, and it looks like I’m going to have to sell a kidney. What? No, not one of mine.
Any volunteers? I’ll name a houseplant after you! It’s like crowdfunding. But with kidneys.
Any volunteers? I’ll name a houseplant after you! It’s like crowdfunding. But with kidneys.
I’m no expert on flirting, but my relationship coach tells me the first step is to lie down on my back and spread out my limbs, exposing my underbelly as a sign of trust and vulnerability.
For clarity, I should mention that my relationship coach is also my cat.
For clarity, I should mention that my relationship coach is also my cat.
June 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m no expert on flirting, but my relationship coach tells me the first step is to lie down on my back and spread out my limbs, exposing my underbelly as a sign of trust and vulnerability.
For clarity, I should mention that my relationship coach is also my cat.
For clarity, I should mention that my relationship coach is also my cat.
This fixture in my workplace seems about as happy to be there as the rest of us.
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This fixture in my workplace seems about as happy to be there as the rest of us.
Things that are hard for me:
• Spontaneity
• Prolonged social interaction
• Street Fighter II
• Personal confrontation
• Making eye contact
• Not alluding frequently to C.S. Lewis
• Math
• Spontaneity
• Prolonged social interaction
• Street Fighter II
• Personal confrontation
• Making eye contact
• Not alluding frequently to C.S. Lewis
• Math
June 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Things that are hard for me:
• Spontaneity
• Prolonged social interaction
• Street Fighter II
• Personal confrontation
• Making eye contact
• Not alluding frequently to C.S. Lewis
• Math
• Spontaneity
• Prolonged social interaction
• Street Fighter II
• Personal confrontation
• Making eye contact
• Not alluding frequently to C.S. Lewis
• Math
Few things earn my respect and admiration more than hearing someone say, “I was wrong.” Humility and intellectual honesty are rare, beautiful, and increasingly necessary virtues.
June 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Few things earn my respect and admiration more than hearing someone say, “I was wrong.” Humility and intellectual honesty are rare, beautiful, and increasingly necessary virtues.
One razor and four Post-It notes later…
June 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One razor and four Post-It notes later…
@theeastpatch.bsky.social
Thank you for sending an angel to help shepherd my wayward flock. 🙏🏻
Thank you for sending an angel to help shepherd my wayward flock. 🙏🏻
May 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@theeastpatch.bsky.social
Thank you for sending an angel to help shepherd my wayward flock. 🙏🏻
Thank you for sending an angel to help shepherd my wayward flock. 🙏🏻
I don’t care how advanced AI may seem. Until it’s able to step on a LEGO, it can’t possibly understand or express the human condition.
May 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t care how advanced AI may seem. Until it’s able to step on a LEGO, it can’t possibly understand or express the human condition.
You call them “holes in my pants.” I call them “ventilation.”
May 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You call them “holes in my pants.” I call them “ventilation.”
I regret to inform you all that I have been cursed to post more regularly on Bluesky. In hindsight, I should never have touched that creepy-looking doll in my local Museum of Cursed Objects.
May 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I regret to inform you all that I have been cursed to post more regularly on Bluesky. In hindsight, I should never have touched that creepy-looking doll in my local Museum of Cursed Objects.
I keep hearing about a “Tick Tock ban,” and I’m heartbroken that the US would criminalize the most creative level in Super Mario 64.
January 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I keep hearing about a “Tick Tock ban,” and I’m heartbroken that the US would criminalize the most creative level in Super Mario 64.
Please be especially careful of scams during the holiday season. They aren’t always obvious!
I received a surprisingly convincing request today for personal and financial information, ostensibly from USPS. It seemed legit at first glance. I’m glad I gave it a second look.
Be safe out there! 🙂
I received a surprisingly convincing request today for personal and financial information, ostensibly from USPS. It seemed legit at first glance. I’m glad I gave it a second look.
Be safe out there! 🙂
December 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Please be especially careful of scams during the holiday season. They aren’t always obvious!
I received a surprisingly convincing request today for personal and financial information, ostensibly from USPS. It seemed legit at first glance. I’m glad I gave it a second look.
Be safe out there! 🙂
I received a surprisingly convincing request today for personal and financial information, ostensibly from USPS. It seemed legit at first glance. I’m glad I gave it a second look.
Be safe out there! 🙂
Ah, “X.” The universal symbol for “wrong.”
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Ah, “X.” The universal symbol for “wrong.”
With those introductory remarks out of the way, I'm officially settled in to Bluesky. It seems nice.
November 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
With those introductory remarks out of the way, I'm officially settled in to Bluesky. It seems nice.
At a writing conference a while back, the speaker recommended starting with a rough giraffe. Then polish it, he said, and submit your final giraffe for review and feedback.
I'm not sure I understand the writing process.
#writing #writingtips
I'm not sure I understand the writing process.
#writing #writingtips
November 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
At a writing conference a while back, the speaker recommended starting with a rough giraffe. Then polish it, he said, and submit your final giraffe for review and feedback.
I'm not sure I understand the writing process.
#writing #writingtips
I'm not sure I understand the writing process.
#writing #writingtips
My electric kettle is a lot like me. It makes a lot of tea and is often full of hot air, and when it’s rattled you can tell it has a screw loose.
November 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
My electric kettle is a lot like me. It makes a lot of tea and is often full of hot air, and when it’s rattled you can tell it has a screw loose.
No, I don't have a problem with eye contact. I'm just sparing you all the horror of gazing into my bleary, bloodshot peepers. You're welcome.
November 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
No, I don't have a problem with eye contact. I'm just sparing you all the horror of gazing into my bleary, bloodshot peepers. You're welcome.
NEWS: AI art generators may take away jobs from human artists.
ADAM: Aw, that's an awful shame.
NEWS: AI script generators may someday replace human writers.
ADAM: DO THAT AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS PEN
ADAM: Aw, that's an awful shame.
NEWS: AI script generators may someday replace human writers.
ADAM: DO THAT AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS PEN
November 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
NEWS: AI art generators may take away jobs from human artists.
ADAM: Aw, that's an awful shame.
NEWS: AI script generators may someday replace human writers.
ADAM: DO THAT AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS PEN
ADAM: Aw, that's an awful shame.
NEWS: AI script generators may someday replace human writers.
ADAM: DO THAT AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS PEN
Look, I'm just saying that if you're finding lions and witches in your wardrobe, it's probably time for you to clean.
November 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Look, I'm just saying that if you're finding lions and witches in your wardrobe, it's probably time for you to clean.
Every day we stray further from God.
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Every day we stray further from God.
Look, I can’t help that my fingers are so cold to the touch. It’s the hand I was dealt.
November 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Look, I can’t help that my fingers are so cold to the touch. It’s the hand I was dealt.
You call it "Not mowing your lawn."
I call it "Respecting nature."
I call it "Respecting nature."
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
You call it "Not mowing your lawn."
I call it "Respecting nature."
I call it "Respecting nature."