I need ALL pizza places to have red peppers as an add on theyre soooooo perfect

UGH i ordered a pizza today with pepperoni, mushrooms, diced tomatoes and spinach.... so fucking good. I shoulda put onions and red peppers on it but the place i got it unfortunately doesnt have red peppers

Omg!!! I can have insomnia in peace tonight cause im off tomorrow!!

Todays work side quest: follow the maintenance guys uhaul and drop him off at another location. I swear half the time i be doing everything but whats in my job description

Was talking to a guy and he immediately doxxed himself and said he wants to invite me over when he moves into his new house and cook for me?? Either im about to get assaulted or im in for another round of "being nice till we do smth specific then get cold feet and become a jerk"

Showed up to the function accidentally wearing matching t shirts with someone whos weird w me (didnt think theyd be there) and was fighting back the urge to say "well one of us has to change"

In the club with an old fashioned like im a 45yo man

Bill nye is CINEMA

Idk why but this feels like a chatroom

Oh for the love of god i cant believe this bitch just gave me a fursona