I am totally real. Please don't block me.

A juvenile Black Grouse makes a brave protest against men with guns.

2012. Nothing quite so Trumpian as a trophy wife.

People love Nigel Farage because he's like them.
A man of simple tastes. Mr. Average.

Just to make ends meet, Nigel works part-time at a number of part-time jobs.

He is saving hard, so that he can buy his own little house by the seaside.

So normal, he is currently dating a Clacton house-'wife'.

I know the feeling.
I often wake up with egret.

"DESERT ISLAND DICKS".

ITV launches a new spin-off unreality TV series.
Hosted by political jungle celebrities (Nige and Nads).
Open to any Brexit voter who still believes what Farage says.
The format and content of this very populist show is totally unclear, but it might be ready by 2029.

The queue at our local A&E is getting a bit scary.

This innovation will not work.
Has nobody told the Post office that all post-boxes are covered with woolly animals and other crafty creations?

Sub sandwich.
Chosen weapon of subversives.

Waiting quietly by the river bank, hoping to snatch an unsuspecting Mallard.

Good afternoon. Enjoy your bird watching.

Grey Heron

An unknown fact is that in the years before his death, Donald Rumsfeld became a secret graffiti artist in Tower Hamlets.

Nigel Farage has updated his profile picture.

My first post.
Hello.