Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.
Signal: flyingfitz412.08
Signal: flyingfitz412.08
I spend more on my cats' care than on my own. I'd back this guy up.
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I spend more on my cats' care than on my own. I'd back this guy up.
Hell, I don't want him to see 2026. 🪦
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hell, I don't want him to see 2026. 🪦
Can Catman fly an F-18?
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
Top Gun with a Cat
YouTube video by OwlKitty
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can Catman fly an F-18?
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
The site automatically parses word-period-word as a URL. While you were typing, you wrote qvc(dot)here, the site picked that up, and didn't remove the URL when you corrected.
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The site automatically parses word-period-word as a URL. While you were typing, you wrote qvc(dot)here, the site picked that up, and didn't remove the URL when you corrected.
19 only because I never had AOL.
Also, it's mixtape, not mixed tape.
Also, it's mixtape, not mixed tape.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
19 only because I never had AOL.
Also, it's mixtape, not mixed tape.
Also, it's mixtape, not mixed tape.
Owlkitty is just theee coolest.
When your cat is a trained assassin (John Wick)
YouTube video by OwlKitty
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Owlkitty is just theee coolest.
2016 happened, his ego couldn't stand the thought that he could be so badly wrong, and he's been spiraling ever since.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
2016 happened, his ego couldn't stand the thought that he could be so badly wrong, and he's been spiraling ever since.
I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to get this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to get this.
365*24=8760. Up your game, rookie.
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
365*24=8760. Up your game, rookie.
Why would the Effa Bee Eye be involved in this case in the first place? Kash-n-karry still trying to prove that he's a Real Boy?
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why would the Effa Bee Eye be involved in this case in the first place? Kash-n-karry still trying to prove that he's a Real Boy?
Yeah, this isn't high-end. This is the white trash tiddie bar with pretentions of grandeur, the kind where they roofie your drink and roll you in the parking lot.
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeah, this isn't high-end. This is the white trash tiddie bar with pretentions of grandeur, the kind where they roofie your drink and roll you in the parking lot.
This HAS to be satire.
Please tell me it's satire.
...please.
Please tell me it's satire.
...please.
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This HAS to be satire.
Please tell me it's satire.
...please.
Please tell me it's satire.
...please.
*laughs in Simo Häyhä*
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*laughs in Simo Häyhä*
Is this fucking nimrod ignorant of the fact that his own JBTs are *rejecting* people's documentation and saying straight out "I don't care"?
"IHRE PAPIEREN, BITTE!"
*shows veteran-stamped DL and passport*
"NEIN!"
"IHRE PAPIEREN, BITTE!"
*shows veteran-stamped DL and passport*
"NEIN!"
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Is this fucking nimrod ignorant of the fact that his own JBTs are *rejecting* people's documentation and saying straight out "I don't care"?
"IHRE PAPIEREN, BITTE!"
*shows veteran-stamped DL and passport*
"NEIN!"
"IHRE PAPIEREN, BITTE!"
*shows veteran-stamped DL and passport*
"NEIN!"
Someone needs to 'shop some Oshkosh B'gosh on him.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Someone needs to 'shop some Oshkosh B'gosh on him.
Same, both app and web.
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Same, both app and web.
"What the chicken-fried FUCK is WRONG with you? Did the best part of you run down the crack of yer momma's ass?"
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"What the chicken-fried FUCK is WRONG with you? Did the best part of you run down the crack of yer momma's ass?"
10/10 would swipe right
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
10/10 would swipe right