Can't tell if I want to start a new TV show or if I just have acid reflux

If finding an impartial jury for Trump's trial was hard good luck with the United healthcare killer

In Twilight they say vampire armies were common in the South during the Civil War.

The Confederacy had vampires and still lost. Get fucking rekt.

An alternate universe where they named the band "Consider Wyverns".

All of history everything has been drinking the same water