Everything notwithstanding, does he know how oafish and clumsy he looks signing at that tiny desk? Straight up sped.

So, did all of y'all know the price of a stamp was .73 cents and it's about to go up to .78!? What in the hell?!

Amazon prime decided to make 'Mac and Me' available to stream. Somewhere Paul Rudd is smiling.

Starting shit with Colombia? Does he not recognize the nation drinks coffee every day, multiple times per day. You get a lot of caffeine addicted people who are going to be told their fix is gonna cost more? Not wise jefe.

Putting @mcuban.bsky.social on blast to get this message out! Give Aaron a major platform. He deserves it!

I'm hoping a Japanese artisan will take my commission. I just think it would be a great way to honor my parents.

Well shit, 'The Cutting Edge'is on Prime now. This might take a pizza and beer.

It is absolutely ridiculous that our legislators are taking any of Trump's desires seriously. The only reason, other than to distract, is Trump's childlike desire to have a presidential accomplishment that history will attribute to him. Presidents he wants to be compared to have done things like

The way Interstellar wrecked me the first time through and continues to wreck me every time.

Can we please lock down air travel if we have out breaks of disease? It seems that is what aided COVID-19 spreading like wildfire. If we were better at containing disease we wouldn't cause undue grief to the vast number of Americans that aren't in the cross hairs of a given virus.

What if we summoned them with Christmas lights?

Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech?

We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!

Maybe next year I can get married & buy the 996 I've been coveting. #itcouldhappen

I'm surprised to not see every brand represented on this platform. It's like they're not sure this is a viable platform yet.

Car companies that are struggling need to come up with their modern version of the 'K' car. Oldy moldies will remember that those ugly little cars saved Chrysler back then and then they came out with the minivan.

Today's the day.

Either we defend ourselves against an alien horde or I take this teams call.

I'm really pulling for you, Stephanie but the odds aren't looking good.

Here's a classic...

"Hello world,"