@colcallan.bsky.social
Celtic roots Celtic based.
Likes: Scotland (home) Old School humour. Good sport good food, and good coffee.
Dislikes: Liars cheats and injustice.
Likes: Scotland (home) Old School humour. Good sport good food, and good coffee.
Dislikes: Liars cheats and injustice.
Just an alternative offering to the Haggis on this Burns Night
Fair fa’ yur dishonest orange face,
Great Fartbag o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye thieves yur place,
Fat Painch, demented, clap-pocked div
Yin world it prays ye dinae live
I'm sure Rabbie would approve. Love from Dumfriesshire. X
Fair fa’ yur dishonest orange face,
Great Fartbag o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye thieves yur place,
Fat Painch, demented, clap-pocked div
Yin world it prays ye dinae live
I'm sure Rabbie would approve. Love from Dumfriesshire. X
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Just an alternative offering to the Haggis on this Burns Night
Fair fa’ yur dishonest orange face,
Great Fartbag o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye thieves yur place,
Fat Painch, demented, clap-pocked div
Yin world it prays ye dinae live
I'm sure Rabbie would approve. Love from Dumfriesshire. X
Fair fa’ yur dishonest orange face,
Great Fartbag o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye thieves yur place,
Fat Painch, demented, clap-pocked div
Yin world it prays ye dinae live
I'm sure Rabbie would approve. Love from Dumfriesshire. X
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I wonder who Green Day will dedicate American Idiot to at the Superbowl.
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I wonder who Green Day will dedicate American Idiot to at the Superbowl.
I think I have the solution.
A large rock propped up by a very skinny stick. Long piece of string tied to said stick
Underneath the rock, a Nobel Peace prize medal embossed Donald "Emperor of the World".
Maybe a few chocolate coins scattered nearby to garner interest, and then wait....
A large rock propped up by a very skinny stick. Long piece of string tied to said stick
Underneath the rock, a Nobel Peace prize medal embossed Donald "Emperor of the World".
Maybe a few chocolate coins scattered nearby to garner interest, and then wait....
a cartoon coyote is standing in front of a pink curtain
ALT: a cartoon coyote is standing in front of a pink curtain
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think I have the solution.
A large rock propped up by a very skinny stick. Long piece of string tied to said stick
Underneath the rock, a Nobel Peace prize medal embossed Donald "Emperor of the World".
Maybe a few chocolate coins scattered nearby to garner interest, and then wait....
A large rock propped up by a very skinny stick. Long piece of string tied to said stick
Underneath the rock, a Nobel Peace prize medal embossed Donald "Emperor of the World".
Maybe a few chocolate coins scattered nearby to garner interest, and then wait....
Dear USA
Despite Adolf Trumps latest tariff threat & its obvious effects;
•you pay more for our goods
• we boycott yours
• the whole world dumps the #$BNS of US bonds on the markets killing the dollar..
..we don't bear ANY grudges to the people of the US, just the senile twat in the Whitehouse.
Despite Adolf Trumps latest tariff threat & its obvious effects;
•you pay more for our goods
• we boycott yours
• the whole world dumps the #$BNS of US bonds on the markets killing the dollar..
..we don't bear ANY grudges to the people of the US, just the senile twat in the Whitehouse.
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Dear USA
Despite Adolf Trumps latest tariff threat & its obvious effects;
•you pay more for our goods
• we boycott yours
• the whole world dumps the #$BNS of US bonds on the markets killing the dollar..
..we don't bear ANY grudges to the people of the US, just the senile twat in the Whitehouse.
Despite Adolf Trumps latest tariff threat & its obvious effects;
•you pay more for our goods
• we boycott yours
• the whole world dumps the #$BNS of US bonds on the markets killing the dollar..
..we don't bear ANY grudges to the people of the US, just the senile twat in the Whitehouse.
Not sure who paid for the Paracetamol/ Autism link study in the Lancet.
But if we jump like panicked hens when an unqualified snake oil seller & his junky side kick say "Chicken is bad for your feet" were doomed.
Treat everything coming out of his mouth as garbage until HE provides evidence.
But if we jump like panicked hens when an unqualified snake oil seller & his junky side kick say "Chicken is bad for your feet" were doomed.
Treat everything coming out of his mouth as garbage until HE provides evidence.
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Not sure who paid for the Paracetamol/ Autism link study in the Lancet.
But if we jump like panicked hens when an unqualified snake oil seller & his junky side kick say "Chicken is bad for your feet" were doomed.
Treat everything coming out of his mouth as garbage until HE provides evidence.
But if we jump like panicked hens when an unqualified snake oil seller & his junky side kick say "Chicken is bad for your feet" were doomed.
Treat everything coming out of his mouth as garbage until HE provides evidence.
David Ddraig Goch (@oldreddragon)
Mad props to who ever created this... Fucking amazing.
substack.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
U- turn or not. All that Starmer has said is they the id card will not be mandatory, but voluntary.
What this infers is that he has not stopped it's IMPLEMENTATION.
So the system will continue to be deployed and it will be made voluntary.....
.......for now..
What this infers is that he has not stopped it's IMPLEMENTATION.
So the system will continue to be deployed and it will be made voluntary.....
.......for now..
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
U- turn or not. All that Starmer has said is they the id card will not be mandatory, but voluntary.
What this infers is that he has not stopped it's IMPLEMENTATION.
So the system will continue to be deployed and it will be made voluntary.....
.......for now..
What this infers is that he has not stopped it's IMPLEMENTATION.
So the system will continue to be deployed and it will be made voluntary.....
.......for now..
A quick message to the Orange Toddler in Chief regarding the BBC lawsuit.
Just to reassure you the BBCs broadcast made absolutely no difference to the UKs opinion of you.
We knew you were a homicidal nonce long before 6th Jan.
Lots of love
The UK
Just to reassure you the BBCs broadcast made absolutely no difference to the UKs opinion of you.
We knew you were a homicidal nonce long before 6th Jan.
Lots of love
The UK
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
A quick message to the Orange Toddler in Chief regarding the BBC lawsuit.
Just to reassure you the BBCs broadcast made absolutely no difference to the UKs opinion of you.
We knew you were a homicidal nonce long before 6th Jan.
Lots of love
The UK
Just to reassure you the BBCs broadcast made absolutely no difference to the UKs opinion of you.
We knew you were a homicidal nonce long before 6th Jan.
Lots of love
The UK
Just a small request to the big media.
Yes BBC, you.
Can you please stop calling it Trumpism.
It walks like a Facist
Looks like a Facist
And yes, quacks like a Facist
Call it what it is.
If you don't, you are part of the problem.
Yes BBC, you.
Can you please stop calling it Trumpism.
It walks like a Facist
Looks like a Facist
And yes, quacks like a Facist
Call it what it is.
If you don't, you are part of the problem.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Just a small request to the big media.
Yes BBC, you.
Can you please stop calling it Trumpism.
It walks like a Facist
Looks like a Facist
And yes, quacks like a Facist
Call it what it is.
If you don't, you are part of the problem.
Yes BBC, you.
Can you please stop calling it Trumpism.
It walks like a Facist
Looks like a Facist
And yes, quacks like a Facist
Call it what it is.
If you don't, you are part of the problem.
Don't expect Trump to comply with the constitution. He doesn't intend to. He's happy to play along with due diligence against him because its a time waster He has no intention complying. Soon he will simply declare it void. Stop wasting time litigating him. Remove him.
(Boycott USA/FIFA WC 2026)
(Boycott USA/FIFA WC 2026)
steamroller.it
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Don't expect Trump to comply with the constitution. He doesn't intend to. He's happy to play along with due diligence against him because its a time waster He has no intention complying. Soon he will simply declare it void. Stop wasting time litigating him. Remove him.
(Boycott USA/FIFA WC 2026)
(Boycott USA/FIFA WC 2026)
The FIFA World Cup should be boycotted by all peace loving countries.
FiFA will not move it because Infantino and Trump are sharing the vaseline, & attendance will be cited as endorsement of every US action under Trump.
I hate to say it as a proud & joyous resident of Scotland but it must happen.
FiFA will not move it because Infantino and Trump are sharing the vaseline, & attendance will be cited as endorsement of every US action under Trump.
I hate to say it as a proud & joyous resident of Scotland but it must happen.
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The FIFA World Cup should be boycotted by all peace loving countries.
FiFA will not move it because Infantino and Trump are sharing the vaseline, & attendance will be cited as endorsement of every US action under Trump.
I hate to say it as a proud & joyous resident of Scotland but it must happen.
FiFA will not move it because Infantino and Trump are sharing the vaseline, & attendance will be cited as endorsement of every US action under Trump.
I hate to say it as a proud & joyous resident of Scotland but it must happen.
So the US is so desperate for good oil the reverted to colonialism.
And what is the Ukrainian conflict to Putin ?
Nothing very different?
Think on it
1939. Poland, Denmark, easy over.
Nothing is ever new, just a regurgitation.
Remove The Cause.
And what is the Ukrainian conflict to Putin ?
Nothing very different?
Think on it
1939. Poland, Denmark, easy over.
Nothing is ever new, just a regurgitation.
Remove The Cause.
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
So the US is so desperate for good oil the reverted to colonialism.
And what is the Ukrainian conflict to Putin ?
Nothing very different?
Think on it
1939. Poland, Denmark, easy over.
Nothing is ever new, just a regurgitation.
Remove The Cause.
And what is the Ukrainian conflict to Putin ?
Nothing very different?
Think on it
1939. Poland, Denmark, easy over.
Nothing is ever new, just a regurgitation.
Remove The Cause.
And yet here you still are....
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
And yet here you still are....
Merry Christmas from Scotland
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Merry Christmas from Scotland
I'm so hoping this isn't his signature but a copy of his ECG .
Atrial fibrillation has a lot going for it.
(RFK says stay off the thinners Orange boy.) 🤞
Atrial fibrillation has a lot going for it.
(RFK says stay off the thinners Orange boy.) 🤞
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm so hoping this isn't his signature but a copy of his ECG .
Atrial fibrillation has a lot going for it.
(RFK says stay off the thinners Orange boy.) 🤞
Atrial fibrillation has a lot going for it.
(RFK says stay off the thinners Orange boy.) 🤞
When individuals hide behind previous harm, but commit the same harm on others, reference to their original harm is negated, & no longer a shield that exempts their behaviour or permits use of it.
When we permit this we are lost to hypocrisy, pseudo lazy guilt & a shame.
You know who you are.
When we permit this we are lost to hypocrisy, pseudo lazy guilt & a shame.
You know who you are.
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When individuals hide behind previous harm, but commit the same harm on others, reference to their original harm is negated, & no longer a shield that exempts their behaviour or permits use of it.
When we permit this we are lost to hypocrisy, pseudo lazy guilt & a shame.
You know who you are.
When we permit this we are lost to hypocrisy, pseudo lazy guilt & a shame.
You know who you are.
One of those "Oh f#ck" days today
Started OU creative writing course. First recommendation "do a note book" Capture quotes, ideas, tags etc etc.
So thats the book I threw away in a fit of pique 3 years ago saying "what the hell am I going to use this for.
Note# 1 Irony is a cruel mistress. Discuss
Started OU creative writing course. First recommendation "do a note book" Capture quotes, ideas, tags etc etc.
So thats the book I threw away in a fit of pique 3 years ago saying "what the hell am I going to use this for.
Note# 1 Irony is a cruel mistress. Discuss
October 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
One of those "Oh f#ck" days today
Started OU creative writing course. First recommendation "do a note book" Capture quotes, ideas, tags etc etc.
So thats the book I threw away in a fit of pique 3 years ago saying "what the hell am I going to use this for.
Note# 1 Irony is a cruel mistress. Discuss
Started OU creative writing course. First recommendation "do a note book" Capture quotes, ideas, tags etc etc.
So thats the book I threw away in a fit of pique 3 years ago saying "what the hell am I going to use this for.
Note# 1 Irony is a cruel mistress. Discuss
I was trying to find this guy on BSkyB and must have been misspelling or bad syntax-ing him.
Anyways, for anyone interested in present day - relevant, factual history home truths, take a look.
bsky.app/profile/prof...
Anyways, for anyone interested in present day - relevant, factual history home truths, take a look.
bsky.app/profile/prof...
September 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I was trying to find this guy on BSkyB and must have been misspelling or bad syntax-ing him.
Anyways, for anyone interested in present day - relevant, factual history home truths, take a look.
bsky.app/profile/prof...
Anyways, for anyone interested in present day - relevant, factual history home truths, take a look.
bsky.app/profile/prof...