coldforge.bsky.social
@coldforge.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's not enough yet.
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can I explain, in excruciating detail and with citations cut and pasted from Wikipedia that have no actual bearing on the matter, how it works in an imaginary wonderland I've created inside my head?

No?

How about a dog photo instead. Sorry Sec Def Murder Guy stole your video, that's really shitty
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sorry I can't stop laughing at this photo, who chose this framing????

I must be twelve.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The actual right-wing chart:
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey @oregonian.com something doesn't add up here
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
lmao I love this bullshit

Glowing newspaper article: "omg they're so generous it's heartwarming"
Details: "foundation has grown in value to $5.4 billion, gave away $226 million total last year, is *required by law to give away 5% annually*"

Me: *does math* hmmmmm
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Dog making new holiday friend
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In for a penny, in for a pound. Wait does that still work now that pennies are illegal?
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Color of the year 2025:
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How quickly we've all forgotten the Colonel Sanders dating game
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Much more economical than Texan senators when the temp drops:
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Okay then, what are you doing here:
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My shelter rescue mutt reached his twelfth year this month
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Going to have to start wearing one of those cattle ear tags just to stay safe.

This lil fella is good!
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My salad dressing lacks gluten, sugar, and any form of animal product or inclination towards journaling.
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Blessings on Portland this weekend
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Omg no whyyyyyyyy
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
LMAO Nate Silver got it wrong, -this- is Blueskyism
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Narrator: "Sadly the boys were not, in fact, back"
@leavittalone.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This throw?
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM