Cole_MM/Sparkler
@cole-mm.bsky.social
Tiny graphic designer/artist who likes to play with fire, garden, and let my snark fly. LGBTQ+Ally. 100% Pro-democracy. I don't care if you swear. Some people meditate, I say fuck a lot. Same thing.
a close up of a man with a mustache
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
How many times are we guessing he will say
"Like a dog"
"Like nobodys ever seen before"
"Best (Insert B.S. here) ever"
Speak in 3rd person, go off the rails... I could go on forever
Oh and what's the over/under on how many lies he'll spout?
"Like a dog"
"Like nobodys ever seen before"
"Best (Insert B.S. here) ever"
Speak in 3rd person, go off the rails... I could go on forever
Oh and what's the over/under on how many lies he'll spout?
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How many times are we guessing he will say
"Like a dog"
"Like nobodys ever seen before"
"Best (Insert B.S. here) ever"
Speak in 3rd person, go off the rails... I could go on forever
Oh and what's the over/under on how many lies he'll spout?
"Like a dog"
"Like nobodys ever seen before"
"Best (Insert B.S. here) ever"
Speak in 3rd person, go off the rails... I could go on forever
Oh and what's the over/under on how many lies he'll spout?
This guy should never have been appointed. He gets his feelings too easily hurt.
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This guy should never have been appointed. He gets his feelings too easily hurt.
Did Hal have to punt the show? I’m not seeing him anywhere.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Did Hal have to punt the show? I’m not seeing him anywhere.
Am I the only one who see's the similarities?
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Am I the only one who see's the similarities?
All the person interviewing him had to say was that Trump signed the withdrawal from Afghanistan and left it up to Biden to carry it out. Fuck Lady Graham
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
All the person interviewing him had to say was that Trump signed the withdrawal from Afghanistan and left it up to Biden to carry it out. Fuck Lady Graham
Can you maybe hurry this up a bit?
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Can you maybe hurry this up a bit?
Every accusation is a confession. Remember that.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Every accusation is a confession. Remember that.
Fuck 2025. I mean seriously, how much worse is this year going to get?
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Fuck 2025. I mean seriously, how much worse is this year going to get?
He always looks like he's about to pop a vein.
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He always looks like he's about to pop a vein.
There's positive news?
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There's positive news?
The hand gestures were just him stuttering in sign language.
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The hand gestures were just him stuttering in sign language.
Make sure you block too.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Make sure you block too.
Oh darlin'. You did indeed vote for exactly this. Much like Charlie advocated for what happened to him, so did you. You vote for this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh darlin'. You did indeed vote for exactly this. Much like Charlie advocated for what happened to him, so did you. You vote for this.
I need @halsparks.com whole album. (Do we still call them albums?) I am particularly enjoying his Christmas song right now... but the Gay Gay Gay Gay song is really a toe tapper.
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I need @halsparks.com whole album. (Do we still call them albums?) I am particularly enjoying his Christmas song right now... but the Gay Gay Gay Gay song is really a toe tapper.
He so desperately wants us to go to war so he can declare martial law and stay in power until he dies.
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
He so desperately wants us to go to war so he can declare martial law and stay in power until he dies.
The fake gold filigree above the photos looks like flames.
Get used to living in the flames, Donnie, get used to it.
Get used to living in the flames, Donnie, get used to it.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The fake gold filigree above the photos looks like flames.
Get used to living in the flames, Donnie, get used to it.
Get used to living in the flames, Donnie, get used to it.
Little victories.
a man in a tie is screaming yes yes yes yes
ALT: a man in a tie is screaming yes yes yes yes
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Little victories.
I know! I saw that really early on with lists. I went through a couple titled "MAGA GARBAGE", "ULTRA MAGA", etc. I read through them and realized most everyone on the list was actually left-leaning and a democrat. I ended up getting put on 3 of them.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I know! I saw that really early on with lists. I went through a couple titled "MAGA GARBAGE", "ULTRA MAGA", etc. I read through them and realized most everyone on the list was actually left-leaning and a democrat. I ended up getting put on 3 of them.
Why aren't the democrats pounding the table and screaming, "Why can't you answer a simple question? BECAUSE ANTIFA DOESN'T EXIST OTHER THAN AS A BOOGIE MAN IN YOUR OWN DAMN MIND, ANOTHER FAKE SCARE TACTIC TO SELL TO YOUR RUBES!"
I cannot believe people believe this crap.
I cannot believe people believe this crap.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why aren't the democrats pounding the table and screaming, "Why can't you answer a simple question? BECAUSE ANTIFA DOESN'T EXIST OTHER THAN AS A BOOGIE MAN IN YOUR OWN DAMN MIND, ANOTHER FAKE SCARE TACTIC TO SELL TO YOUR RUBES!"
I cannot believe people believe this crap.
I cannot believe people believe this crap.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I used to follow Matt Gaetz Forehead too and I cannot even find them now.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I used to follow Matt Gaetz Forehead too and I cannot even find them now.