marty supreme.... hmmm... i'm picking up a bad new york accent for 2026
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
marty supreme.... hmmm... i'm picking up a bad new york accent for 2026
merry christmas oomfies!!! i hope everyone had a gorgeous man wrapped up under their tree ready to provide a candy cane or a christmas hole!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
merry christmas oomfies!!! i hope everyone had a gorgeous man wrapped up under their tree ready to provide a candy cane or a christmas hole!!!!
mom forgot to give me sheets for the pull-out couch before she went to bed
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
mom forgot to give me sheets for the pull-out couch before she went to bed
putting together my "merry christmas, handsome!" list and checking it thrice !
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
putting together my "merry christmas, handsome!" list and checking it thrice !
is he getting up from his seat on the plane to actually use the restroom or just to take a picture in it? time will tell
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
is he getting up from his seat on the plane to actually use the restroom or just to take a picture in it? time will tell
just had the most delicious orange
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
just had the most delicious orange
FUCKING FOR A..... MAC DONALDS
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FUCKING FOR A..... MAC DONALDS
found a hole in another pair of jeans today..... big guy.... big guy....
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
found a hole in another pair of jeans today..... big guy.... big guy....
oh so you're saying that you hate the "Proud AF" scented candle I got you???
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
oh so you're saying that you hate the "Proud AF" scented candle I got you???
never trust a bitch named Remy "Two Times"
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
never trust a bitch named Remy "Two Times"
typed and deleted multiple posts about being single around the holidays but actually i probably just have seasonal depression 🫥🫥🫥
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
typed and deleted multiple posts about being single around the holidays but actually i probably just have seasonal depression 🫥🫥🫥
this 3/4 of a joint and me 🫶🏼
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
this 3/4 of a joint and me 🫶🏼
we got a new toaster oven at the office and it has created the most palpable tension because it's not tall enough to fit my office manager's "tuna salad tacos"
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
we got a new toaster oven at the office and it has created the most palpable tension because it's not tall enough to fit my office manager's "tuna salad tacos"
you know when goldfish crackers taste kinda soft.........
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you know when goldfish crackers taste kinda soft.........
forgot i have a physical at 8 am
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
forgot i have a physical at 8 am
a little up and down and all around............ it's ALL about survival 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
a little up and down and all around............ it's ALL about survival 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
new tomb raider game(s) look sooooooo sexy!!!!! thank you ANGELINA 🫶🏼
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
new tomb raider game(s) look sooooooo sexy!!!!! thank you ANGELINA 🫶🏼
happy to present AOTY 2025:
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Blue Rev by Alvvays on Apple Music
Album · 2022 · 14 Songs
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December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
happy to present AOTY 2025:
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Reposted by cole 💫
The year is 2028... Giada De Laurentiis just killed Bobby Flay on national television, kicking off the first National Hunger Games
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The year is 2028... Giada De Laurentiis just killed Bobby Flay on national television, kicking off the first National Hunger Games
yet another two hour after work nap 😍 depression who 😍😍😍😍😍
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
yet another two hour after work nap 😍 depression who 😍😍😍😍😍
audibly gasped in the record store
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
audibly gasped in the record store
It's #DropThatKittyDownLow Saturday!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's #DropThatKittyDownLow Saturday!!!!!
there's a part in the angie k arby's ad (spectacular) where she says "no fries, I said franchise" (shakespearean) and it looks like she's about to pull out a gun
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
there's a part in the angie k arby's ad (spectacular) where she says "no fries, I said franchise" (shakespearean) and it looks like she's about to pull out a gun