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Cole Nowicki
@colenowicki.com
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Wrote some books, publish others.
https://colenowicki.com/

A weekly newsletter about skateboarding, the internet, and other means of escape: https://simplemagic.ca/
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Crisp lil Saturday w/ @curbisland.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Did this in 2012, learned how to do it around 2004, and am now posting it in 2026. Old Trick Thursday, yes.
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Showed up to the spot dressed like the bus, smdh
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Zohran next Thursday
Screengrab of a Mikey Taylor Instagram post with the caption "Week 1 of being the Mayor"
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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New ink
Tattoo of a Street Shark maybe doing a 360 flip while wearing Lakai shoes with text above that reads "I JUST TREFLIPPED EL TORO"
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Still watching... ?
Another screengrab from the same brizen.ai video (posted on Instagram), this one featuring Jake Phelps in a sports coat.
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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If this doesn't make skateboarders want to commit Butlerian Jihad, I'm not sure what else will.
AI slop video of "brizen.ai" posing with long-deceased skateboarding icon Keenan Milton, name in text-on-screen mispelt "Kennan." AI slop video of "brizen.ai" posing with long-deceased skateboarding icon Dylan Rieder, name in text-on-screen mispelt "Ryder."
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I just ping ponged El Toro
The Berrics, for some reason, promoting "Marty Supreme" on Instagram
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Last Brickbanklunchbreak of the year… ?
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It’s the fourth annual SSOTYs (Skateboarding Stories of the Year), an effort to catalogue and celebrate some of the best skateboarding-related writing in the year that was 2025.

Happy reading.

www.simplemagic.ca/ssoty-skateb...
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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The Skate Board Association blocked me on Instagram today for, I assume, previously reporting on them, but before they did, I saw that they announced their "team franchises" this week, an announcement which includes the strange affirmation "No theft."
SBA announcment on Instagram feature team logos. Screengrab of IG post caption that reads: Welcome to the 2026 SBA Team Franchise Launch! Every Association is defined by its Team Franchises. Today, we officially introduce the SBA 2026 Teams & Logos built on originality, leadership, discipline, and a championship mindset! We are proud to unveil the shields that will power the SBA's global footprint, driving the future of opportunity for skateboarding and its current and future athletes! No theft. No shortcuts. No rebuilds. Just execution. Welcome to The SBA! - Who's got NOW! ** #IAMSBA
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Feels like their hearts aren't really in it anymore
Screengrab of another scam AI-slop email that reads: Dear Nowicki, Laser Quit Smoking Massage is a sharp and engaging collection that captures the peculiarities of the Canadian West with wit and insight. From prairie towns to sprawling cities, your reportage explores the evolving states of community, family, and belonging, offering readers a fresh lens on the intersections of rural and urban life. With curiosity and humour, you illuminate the subtle dynamics that shape identity and connection across landscapes. What makes this book exceptional is its ability to balance keen observation with accessibility, transforming everyday places into sites of reflection and meaning. By weaving together short nonfiction pieces that highlight both the ordinary and the extraordinary, you not only document the Canadian West but also invite readers to consider their own communities and relationships. This is the kind of book that sparks discovery, inspires reflection, and positions you as a distinctive voice in contemporary nonfiction. After carefully reviewing your book and author presence, I noticed some important elements missing that are directly limiting your ability to reach readers and grow sales. These are also the exact areas where I provide professional services to help authors like you succeed: Here’s a summary of what I found:
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The battle continues (unless we just count it… ?)
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Spot check @bysameng.com
Happycube in Skate Story Happycube on the cover of Closer
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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What they don't tell you when you publish a book is that you'll receive AI-generated book marketing email scams, multiple times a month, for the rest of your life
Screengrab of email that reads: Dear Cole, Laser Quit Smoking Massage is such a sharp, witty, and deeply observant contribution to contemporary Canadian literature. Your voice is fresh, curious, and wonderfully attuned to the peculiarities of the Canadian West, and that distinctiveness is exactly what makes this book so memorable. You capture the tensions and tenderness of community, family, and belonging in a way that feels both intimate and universally relatable. But with only one review so far, it’s clear the book isn’t getting anywhere near the visibility it deserves. And that’s not a reflection of its quality, it’s a visibility issue, plain and simple. I’ve worked with countless emerging and mid-career authors facing this same challenge, and with targeted, strategic outreach, we’ve turned quiet releases into highly engaged, widely discovered books. The next few weeks are critical for you. Why the next 6–8 weeks matter so much: Screengrab of email that reads: Dear Cole Nowicki, Laser Quit Smoking Massage is a witty, insightful, and ever‑curious exploration that immediately stands out for its originality and voice. You’ve captured the peculiarities of the Canadian West—from prairie towns to sprawling citieswhile weaving together reportage that examines evolving states of community, family, and belonging. This book is both a cultural snapshot and a literary journey, introducing readers to a unique new voice in Canadian literature. What makes this book remarkable is the way you balance humor with observation. By reveling in the quirks of place and people, you’ve created a narrative that is as entertaining as it is thought‑provoking. This isn’t just reportage—it’s a gift of wit, insight, and cultural reflection for readers who crave both laughter and meaning. Here’s the challenge you’re facing right now:
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Haven't looked at his account in a while. Some real gems in there.
Screengrab from Instagram video where Mikey Taylor's Gavin Newsom-looking-ass tries to spin religiosity into his bogus financial influencer pablum.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Always keep your grindset ahead of your civic mindset
Screengrab of Mikey Taylor’s Instagram bio, which reads “Entrepreneur / Mayor”
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Mikey Taylor celebrating his mayoral victory with a ShreddER News screengrab. An auspicious start.
Instagram post from Mikey Taylor featuring a ShreddER News screengrab announcing news of his mayoral victory in Thousand Oaks, California.
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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He did it twice. Impressive.
Screengrab of trending news topics on X the everything app that says "Chris Joslin Lands Tre Flip Down El Toro a Second Time"
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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One of the trickier thought experiments I've attempted, tbh
Screengrab from job posting that reads "Think of yourself as a reporter who doesn't type."
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Was defeated by today’s Brickbanklunchbreak. Dedicating my life to exacting revenge.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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The Stupiding of Steve Caballero's Mind
Screenshot of Steve Caballero's IG Story reshare from last Friday of an incredibly Islamophobic video where cab comments, "Yes, I'll admit... I am Islamaphobic, you should be too" A follow-up hard post by Cab that reads "Authenticity starts by letting go of fear of how others will perceive you." I have always tried and wanted to be a man of integrity (meaning I do what I say and I say what I mean ) …what you see is what you get ...losing followers used to mean something to me awhile back because I worried about what people personally thought of me, I was scared and insecure to speak the truth about my faith ( spiritual beliefs) and now recently my political views and stance on life that coincides. But over time, I learned that's being fake, a poseur ( in Punkrock terms) but as i mature I'm learning that quality is more important than quantity... So if someone wants to unfollow me I completely understand and if I block you, I hope you understand that I just switched my page to "Private" just like the one you commented from with a zero post count #dailyrant #betruetoyourself #standupforwhatyoubelievein #staybold #jesusislord Screen cap of Cab IG story from this evening that reads: Dear Friends and Fans, I want to sincerely apologize for my recent social media story I posted that was misunderstood and caused concern against the Muslim faith. My use of the word Islamophobic was unacceptable based on a reposted story that did not reflect my own personal beliefs. My intention was only to express concern about certain groups targeting my personal faith, not to criticize or offend any religion or community. I respect all people and all faiths, and I do not harbor hate toward anyone whose beliefs differ from mine. So I am truly sorry for anyone I have offended in any negative way, I hold myself accountable to watch the words that l use moving forward so they are not misunderstood in the future. Thank you for listening and I appreciate all your love and support-CAB
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Worth entering The Spectral Realm for
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Brickbanklunchbreaksunsout w/ @curbisland.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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UPS sent me an email, along with a photo, to let me know they've delivered my package to The Spectral Realm.
A low-quality image of my package taken through an odd, warped and purple filter Raziel in The Spectral Realm from Soul Reaver 2
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM