Coleossus
@coleosssus.bsky.social
I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of kick ass.
Just because he has to shop in the children’s section doesn’t mean he’s an expert in arresting kids.
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Just because he has to shop in the children’s section doesn’t mean he’s an expert in arresting kids.
Eh, the probably just misspelled ICE on their application
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Eh, the probably just misspelled ICE on their application
But, who’s in Minneapolis arresting five year olds?
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
But, who’s in Minneapolis arresting five year olds?
The worst part about this is I can’t tell if it’s a joke or not.
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The worst part about this is I can’t tell if it’s a joke or not.
Just like its namesake, all guts, no glory.
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just like its namesake, all guts, no glory.
I’m honestly ok that they want to drink lead infused cocktails, I don’t think they’ll really notice any difference.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m honestly ok that they want to drink lead infused cocktails, I don’t think they’ll really notice any difference.
The problem is it is a “Brown shooter” and not a “brown shooter”. The later would have been hunted down immediately.
December 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The problem is it is a “Brown shooter” and not a “brown shooter”. The later would have been hunted down immediately.
Kee-kee-kee
Ka-ka-ka
Ka-ka-ka
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kee-kee-kee
Ka-ka-ka
Ka-ka-ka
Yes, I agree that some public hangings would be good, let’s start with the billionaires!
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yes, I agree that some public hangings would be good, let’s start with the billionaires!
But Biden was cognitively impaired…
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
But Biden was cognitively impaired…
The only ethical thing to do now is pirate the fights.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only ethical thing to do now is pirate the fights.
Well he did say “Respectfully”
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well he did say “Respectfully”
Have you tried “Simon says ‘Time out’?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Have you tried “Simon says ‘Time out’?”
Hmmm, it’s either warm beer or a cold jacket. Hard pass
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hmmm, it’s either warm beer or a cold jacket. Hard pass
I’m sure the NYP will refer to them as his harem.
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m sure the NYP will refer to them as his harem.
He probably wanted to strap him the the roof of his car and dump him in Central Park
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He probably wanted to strap him the the roof of his car and dump him in Central Park
“Our Christians”, I’d like someone to ask Trump to quote one Bible verse.
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Our Christians”, I’d like someone to ask Trump to quote one Bible verse.
So what I’m hearing, commit murder in Boston, you’ll have a good chance of getting away with it!
October 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So what I’m hearing, commit murder in Boston, you’ll have a good chance of getting away with it!
By those same 20-30 year olds, coincidentally.
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
By those same 20-30 year olds, coincidentally.
Wait, who”s having the children if it’s not parents?
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Wait, who”s having the children if it’s not parents?