POV: You're trying to check out at the gas station but the person in front of you is buying lottery tickets

Polycule: Let's do a hair dyeing party!

Me: ...I guess I can buy some new headscarves and join in that way? 😅

Random thought: What would the #Severance procedure be like for someone with DID?

Apparently I did not back up my #FFXIV settings before reformatting and re-OS-ing my computer.

RIP my hotbars 😭

#StardewValley is 100% realistic and here’s how I know that:

I bought a cat tree. Curry acts like it doesn’t exist and instead prefers to roll around in the dirt.

“There does exist a universe in which I am an idiot, and sometimes that universe is this one.”

-yours truly

Had to do a software update on a Christmas tree earlier this week.

The future is now and it’s weird.

Today’s cursed fact: Hannah Montana #Linux is a thing that exists. It’s based on #Kubuntu and looks exactly how you’d expect.