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And! I’ve been looking all over for this and finally found it
Screenshot of an instagram post: phillipjupitus5276 A true story. I worked on a TV pop quiz and one week there was a Doctor Who special hosted by David Tennant. Bernard Cribbins was one of the guests. The audience and all of us on the show were delighted. The word 'legend' gets bandied about too much but in his case it is on the money. There was a lull in proceedings while they changed tapes and Bernard says "Shall I tell a joke?" Tennant goes, "Alright then Bernard..." "A door to door salesman is working one day and he goes up to a very big fancy house in a posh neighbourhood and knocks on the door. After a moment the door opens and standing there is a little boy of no more than five. In one hand he has a huge glass of brandy and he's smoking a cigar. The salesman, a bit taken aback says; "Hello little boy, are your mummy or daddy home?" The child removes the cigar and says; "Does it fucking look like they are?"
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM