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Hey, @atlassian.bsky.social , can you stop your over-eager AI Rovo from humping my leg? I'm trying to get some work done here.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hey, @atlassian.bsky.social , can you stop your over-eager AI Rovo from humping my leg? I'm trying to get some work done here.
"Will you shut up, man. This is.. this is so un-presidential."
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Will you shut up, man. This is.. this is so un-presidential."
Are PENCILS the new AVOCADO TOAST?
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Are PENCILS the new AVOCADO TOAST?
Consult a doctor if Operation SOUTHERN SPEAR persists longer than two news cycles
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Consult a doctor if Operation SOUTHERN SPEAR persists longer than two news cycles
I wonder if sending a copy of "Ender's Game" to every member of the House and Senate would make a difference?
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I wonder if sending a copy of "Ender's Game" to every member of the House and Senate would make a difference?
RIP Dick Cheney, champion of gay rights and same-sex marriage.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
RIP Dick Cheney, champion of gay rights and same-sex marriage.
In my culture we just called everyone "cuzzybro" and no-one had a problem with that. Not even the lady cuzzybros.
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In my culture we just called everyone "cuzzybro" and no-one had a problem with that. Not even the lady cuzzybros.
HER NAME WAS MELISSA HORTMAN
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
HER NAME WAS MELISSA HORTMAN
So it turns out Republicans do like Cancel Culture?
July 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So it turns out Republicans do like Cancel Culture?
FFS AMC, if I wanted ads with my entertainment I'd subscribe to a streaming service
deadline.com/2025/07/movi...
deadline.com/2025/07/movi...
Studios Decry Cinemas’ Ad-Filled Preshows As AMC Warns Of “25-30 Extra Minutes”: Here Are The Consequences For Movie Biz
AMC's decision to air longer movie ads before its movies, and a warning to consumers has angered studios. Studios believe no one is watching their trailers anymore.
deadline.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
FFS AMC, if I wanted ads with my entertainment I'd subscribe to a streaming service
deadline.com/2025/07/movi...
deadline.com/2025/07/movi...
Prisons for Profit don't scale, because eventually everyone is illegal and in prison and there are no taxpayers left to fleece.
June 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Prisons for Profit don't scale, because eventually everyone is illegal and in prison and there are no taxpayers left to fleece.
The Narcissism of Climate Change Acknowledgement:
It isn't happening
and if it is, it's not our fault
and if it is, there's nothing that can be done
and if there is, the cost is too high
and if it isn't, it will be too disruptive
and if it is, we deserve the consequences
(apologies to Dayna Craig)
It isn't happening
and if it is, it's not our fault
and if it is, there's nothing that can be done
and if there is, the cost is too high
and if it isn't, it will be too disruptive
and if it is, we deserve the consequences
(apologies to Dayna Craig)
June 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Narcissism of Climate Change Acknowledgement:
It isn't happening
and if it is, it's not our fault
and if it is, there's nothing that can be done
and if there is, the cost is too high
and if it isn't, it will be too disruptive
and if it is, we deserve the consequences
(apologies to Dayna Craig)
It isn't happening
and if it is, it's not our fault
and if it is, there's nothing that can be done
and if there is, the cost is too high
and if it isn't, it will be too disruptive
and if it is, we deserve the consequences
(apologies to Dayna Craig)
I've taken The Great Experiment out of the Fridge and it smells really bad, there's fungus everywhere.
June 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've taken The Great Experiment out of the Fridge and it smells really bad, there's fungus everywhere.
Are we impeached yet?
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Are we impeached yet?
That Supergroup in the Sky is getting to have a very impressive lineup. RIP Brian.
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That Supergroup in the Sky is getting to have a very impressive lineup. RIP Brian.
"We have always been at war with California"
- Ministry of Truth
- Ministry of Truth
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"We have always been at war with California"
- Ministry of Truth
- Ministry of Truth
It would be a shame if "Taco Puppet" started trending on Google Search, wouldn't it.
June 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It would be a shame if "Taco Puppet" started trending on Google Search, wouldn't it.
Grab hold of the bedrock, Windy City-zens
April 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Grab hold of the bedrock, Windy City-zens
Remember, folks, Correlation is not Causation.
April 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Remember, folks, Correlation is not Causation.
To be honest, I am fantasizing a little bit about the United States of Cascadia.
April 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
To be honest, I am fantasizing a little bit about the United States of Cascadia.
He's like the anti-Chauncey Gardner.
Tariffs are so dumb that there HAS to be some genius master plan, right? ....right?
Tariffs are so dumb that there HAS to be some genius master plan, right? ....right?
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He's like the anti-Chauncey Gardner.
Tariffs are so dumb that there HAS to be some genius master plan, right? ....right?
Tariffs are so dumb that there HAS to be some genius master plan, right? ....right?
Australia has now reached the point where the talking heads can no longer deploy the phrase "unprecedented high temperatures".
April 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Australia has now reached the point where the talking heads can no longer deploy the phrase "unprecedented high temperatures".
Wow my local paper doesn't pull its punches
March 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Wow my local paper doesn't pull its punches
Well, that's it. We're fucking there. As a green card holder, I am now afraid to travel out of the country.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained
Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.
www.nhpr.org
March 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well, that's it. We're fucking there. As a green card holder, I am now afraid to travel out of the country.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
"Is the Sarcasm in the room with us now, Donald?"
March 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Is the Sarcasm in the room with us now, Donald?"