Pizza lumpia makes it fusion
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Pizza lumpia makes it fusion
The call it cast iron because you cast it into the dishwasher
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The call it cast iron because you cast it into the dishwasher
when you close at 10 and this bitch comes in with a table of 6 at 9:50
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 PM
when you close at 10 and this bitch comes in with a table of 6 at 9:50
Release the two and half hour uncut edition
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Release the two and half hour uncut edition
love being able to reference this tweet for the second time in 24 hours
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
love being able to reference this tweet for the second time in 24 hours
Dipshit behavior begets more dipshit behavior
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dipshit behavior begets more dipshit behavior
My personal favorite is “Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality”
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My personal favorite is “Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality”
it’s so he can easily cup his farts and throw them down at whoville
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
it’s so he can easily cup his farts and throw them down at whoville
An yes the Midwest Buffoon’s Delight ported to the PNW
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
An yes the Midwest Buffoon’s Delight ported to the PNW
Brb asking Grok how long he could
continuously suck titties for
continuously suck titties for
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Brb asking Grok how long he could
continuously suck titties for
continuously suck titties for
@crucibleofwords.bsky.social I know it’s not the showcase, but cmon
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@crucibleofwords.bsky.social I know it’s not the showcase, but cmon
It didn’t say he did a good job
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It didn’t say he did a good job
Expert level posting here
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Expert level posting here
Have you ever heard of rounding down
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Have you ever heard of rounding down
I could get that same shirt at a gas station and it would cost me nothing
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I could get that same shirt at a gas station and it would cost me nothing
are they keeping the Animaniacs as tenants in the water tower, or are they getting evicted once the sale is final?
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
are they keeping the Animaniacs as tenants in the water tower, or are they getting evicted once the sale is final?
I mean that guy hasn’t had a solid BM in decades, so probably
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I mean that guy hasn’t had a solid BM in decades, so probably