Being an anxious extrovert is great

You get to be like "wow I can't wait to hang with my friends I want to talk to them about so much!"

And then later you can't stop thinking about how you talked TOO much

I consider all TikTok trends to be dead and buried once an ad does one

Only at Walmart you can buy dumpster Mickey! Now with realistic trash smell!

I need y'all to post some more unhinged stuff over here, it's like the one thing I miss about Twitter

Man Mr. Muskrat really did a number on my social media use. Having to force myself to spend MORE time on it feels backwards

Maybe I should thank him 🤔

This is a drawing my students made of me.
I think it captured my likeness quite well.

Absolutely could not stomach using the corpse of that old bird website turned bot jerk-fest.

So it's time to move on to bluesky and greener pastures.