beanz
@collbeanz.bsky.social
mentally trill (she/her/big water nerd)
my ideas turned the cage into Shark Tank
my ideas turned the cage into Shark Tank
TLDR; god is magic and I’m sick of anti-magic rhetoric from christians
Anti-magic christians (no Halloween, no Harry Potter, etc.) gotta tell me how they describe works of the Holy Spirit. Turning water into wine, a few fish feeding thousands, Paul’s entire life…what other word would you use? MAGIC
Anti-magic christians (no Halloween, no Harry Potter, etc.) gotta tell me how they describe works of the Holy Spirit. Turning water into wine, a few fish feeding thousands, Paul’s entire life…what other word would you use? MAGIC
August 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
TLDR; god is magic and I’m sick of anti-magic rhetoric from christians
Anti-magic christians (no Halloween, no Harry Potter, etc.) gotta tell me how they describe works of the Holy Spirit. Turning water into wine, a few fish feeding thousands, Paul’s entire life…what other word would you use? MAGIC
Anti-magic christians (no Halloween, no Harry Potter, etc.) gotta tell me how they describe works of the Holy Spirit. Turning water into wine, a few fish feeding thousands, Paul’s entire life…what other word would you use? MAGIC
You wanna know how I know astrology’s fake?
My mom’s birthday is 4/20, also know as hitlers birthday.
Her best friend’s birthday is 9/11, also known as the day pete rose beat ty cobbs hitting record
Historically significant birthdays (in opposite ways) but besties all the same.
My mom’s birthday is 4/20, also know as hitlers birthday.
Her best friend’s birthday is 9/11, also known as the day pete rose beat ty cobbs hitting record
Historically significant birthdays (in opposite ways) but besties all the same.
July 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You wanna know how I know astrology’s fake?
My mom’s birthday is 4/20, also know as hitlers birthday.
Her best friend’s birthday is 9/11, also known as the day pete rose beat ty cobbs hitting record
Historically significant birthdays (in opposite ways) but besties all the same.
My mom’s birthday is 4/20, also know as hitlers birthday.
Her best friend’s birthday is 9/11, also known as the day pete rose beat ty cobbs hitting record
Historically significant birthdays (in opposite ways) but besties all the same.
The Big Beautiful Bill was heavily influenced by Small-minded, Ugly-hearted Capitalist’s and seemingly will put me out of work. Ultimately causing more harm than progress, but idk been glass half empty lately.
July 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Big Beautiful Bill was heavily influenced by Small-minded, Ugly-hearted Capitalist’s and seemingly will put me out of work. Ultimately causing more harm than progress, but idk been glass half empty lately.
Max having kids profiles is an oxymoron, no?
July 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Max having kids profiles is an oxymoron, no?
It’s painful and disturbing that the most relatable album I’ve ever heard is ye by Kanye West. Yikes is the song I played my husband to help him understand what it feels like to be bipolar. And now he’s so ill / lost he’s basically a nazi, seemingly seeking the attention he once had.
July 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s painful and disturbing that the most relatable album I’ve ever heard is ye by Kanye West. Yikes is the song I played my husband to help him understand what it feels like to be bipolar. And now he’s so ill / lost he’s basically a nazi, seemingly seeking the attention he once had.
Would you pay for a scent camera? Like the I capture a smell and have a device that can capture it and then recreate it? Really into scents these days.
June 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Would you pay for a scent camera? Like the I capture a smell and have a device that can capture it and then recreate it? Really into scents these days.
I hate the spelling of descent. It feels like a description for void of odor but instead it means falling. Absolutely nothing to do with scents. Would like to speak to the manager about it.
June 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hate the spelling of descent. It feels like a description for void of odor but instead it means falling. Absolutely nothing to do with scents. Would like to speak to the manager about it.
I’m not a big fan of David Ramsey, but Dr. John Deloney has a show on his network and it’s actually really solid advice and counseling. I don’t agree with his opinions on some topics, but he is not jaded or judgmental, gently challenges and seems to be genuinely concerned for the callers.
May 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m not a big fan of David Ramsey, but Dr. John Deloney has a show on his network and it’s actually really solid advice and counseling. I don’t agree with his opinions on some topics, but he is not jaded or judgmental, gently challenges and seems to be genuinely concerned for the callers.
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These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
Yoooooo the fever beat the Brazil national team 108-44 im embarrassed for both teams
May 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yoooooo the fever beat the Brazil national team 108-44 im embarrassed for both teams
“My ideas turned the cage into Shark Tank” is such a crazy bar I can’t believe folks aren’t more hype for Star Line. The entire song is crazy, over 20 movie references and the video is soo good
youtu.be/8BjfkpgbAEY?...
youtu.be/8BjfkpgbAEY?...
Chance the Rapper - Buried Alive (2024) | STAR LINE [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Chance The Rapper
youtu.be
May 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“My ideas turned the cage into Shark Tank” is such a crazy bar I can’t believe folks aren’t more hype for Star Line. The entire song is crazy, over 20 movie references and the video is soo good
youtu.be/8BjfkpgbAEY?...
youtu.be/8BjfkpgbAEY?...
Why is @ticketmaster.com actually the worst app of all time? They rob artists and attendees. And to add insult to injury their app barely works/never remembers my log-in info. The worst of the worst in the music industry.
April 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why is @ticketmaster.com actually the worst app of all time? They rob artists and attendees. And to add insult to injury their app barely works/never remembers my log-in info. The worst of the worst in the music industry.
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Our voices are stronger when we howl together 🐺🐺
April 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Our voices are stronger when we howl together 🐺🐺
My mom was shocked, borderline offended, that tomorrow isn’t a company holiday for me. I do not work for a religious, or religious affiliated, organization and she has the audacity to call my generation entitled. USA was founded to avoid unfair taxation and provide religious freedom, babe!
April 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My mom was shocked, borderline offended, that tomorrow isn’t a company holiday for me. I do not work for a religious, or religious affiliated, organization and she has the audacity to call my generation entitled. USA was founded to avoid unfair taxation and provide religious freedom, babe!
I just pray all my favorite artists bow out peacefully and heal whatever they need to before they go blown kanye
April 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I just pray all my favorite artists bow out peacefully and heal whatever they need to before they go blown kanye
My uncle said “Don’t put all you eggs in one basket!” and my nephew, who is very excited for Easter, overheard this and immediately had questions about this years egg hunt.
March 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My uncle said “Don’t put all you eggs in one basket!” and my nephew, who is very excited for Easter, overheard this and immediately had questions about this years egg hunt.
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Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
February 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
So just found out for the past 3 years I’ve been getting my blood drawn and my basophils has always been 0.0. I go to urgent care about 3-4 times a year because I get sick and it doesn’t go away. This year the worst yet and my doc never thought to bring this up with me? Why take blood if no read?
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So just found out for the past 3 years I’ve been getting my blood drawn and my basophils has always been 0.0. I go to urgent care about 3-4 times a year because I get sick and it doesn’t go away. This year the worst yet and my doc never thought to bring this up with me? Why take blood if no read?
Dallas and Texas should rhyme but they don’t
January 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dallas and Texas should rhyme but they don’t
When did Zuck and lil dicky get the same stylist again?
January 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When did Zuck and lil dicky get the same stylist again?
It would be bad for the environment but also hilarious enough that it might be worth it if Biden steps down making Kamala 47 and then Trump has to reprint all his 47 merch with 48. Little musings to keep me sane these days.
January 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It would be bad for the environment but also hilarious enough that it might be worth it if Biden steps down making Kamala 47 and then Trump has to reprint all his 47 merch with 48. Little musings to keep me sane these days.
Sisters convinced JFK was assassinated because he was going to leak that aliens exist. Please stop making those docs they are tearing my family’s sanity a part
December 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Sisters convinced JFK was assassinated because he was going to leak that aliens exist. Please stop making those docs they are tearing my family’s sanity a part
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas is probably the best commercial Christmas song. It sounds like a cunning little kid wrote it. Better yet, the worse your voice is, the more authentic it sounds when you sing along. Big fun for the tone deaf that wanna let their little light shine.
December 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas is probably the best commercial Christmas song. It sounds like a cunning little kid wrote it. Better yet, the worse your voice is, the more authentic it sounds when you sing along. Big fun for the tone deaf that wanna let their little light shine.