collectivided
@collectivided.bsky.social
it's father* dr. collectivided now, on the books, but don't worry about it
*clergyman
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
*clergyman
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
the words "sustainable abundance" appear in the cybertruck font behind Elon Musk as he gives his acceptance speech for the $1 trillion Tesla pay package.
How do you think Ezra Klein feels about the brand association? He's probably *actually* flattered.
We're doomed, but damn... the content, tho
How do you think Ezra Klein feels about the brand association? He's probably *actually* flattered.
We're doomed, but damn... the content, tho
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
the words "sustainable abundance" appear in the cybertruck font behind Elon Musk as he gives his acceptance speech for the $1 trillion Tesla pay package.
How do you think Ezra Klein feels about the brand association? He's probably *actually* flattered.
We're doomed, but damn... the content, tho
How do you think Ezra Klein feels about the brand association? He's probably *actually* flattered.
We're doomed, but damn... the content, tho
iconic feed day
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
iconic feed day
it's coming. They will disperse SNAP funds for a full month to half of the states. i'm not a psychic, this is all pretty obvious, right??
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
it's coming. They will disperse SNAP funds for a full month to half of the states. i'm not a psychic, this is all pretty obvious, right??
hhhhhahahahahahah
BIG REPORT on mentalism
BIG REPORT on mentalism
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
hhhhhahahahahahah
BIG REPORT on mentalism
BIG REPORT on mentalism
> 4 minutes elapse
"yep that should cover it"
"yep that should cover it"
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
> 4 minutes elapse
"yep that should cover it"
"yep that should cover it"
pic is the company who donated the most for Trump's mess hall... (they don't want u to kno this one)
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
pic is the company who donated the most for Trump's mess hall... (they don't want u to kno this one)
Here's the donors.
Not sure what these companies are expecting in return for the millions that they've "donated", but what a fuckin' kleptocracy.
Not sure what these companies are expecting in return for the millions that they've "donated", but what a fuckin' kleptocracy.
October 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Here's the donors.
Not sure what these companies are expecting in return for the millions that they've "donated", but what a fuckin' kleptocracy.
Not sure what these companies are expecting in return for the millions that they've "donated", but what a fuckin' kleptocracy.
oh fuck yeah. go for it Elon! (guy never misses)
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
oh fuck yeah. go for it Elon! (guy never misses)
dat boi is finally having his heyday, what, 10 years later
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
dat boi is finally having his heyday, what, 10 years later
Art tells a story.
Here, the story is that a SanDisk CEO yelled at a room full of graphic designers: "SURELY SOMEONE CAN JUST MAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING PICTURE SHOWING THE WATERPROOF DURABILITY?!?!"
nope, just kidding, it's probably AI, and all human interaction stories are fake and cringe now [fixed]
Here, the story is that a SanDisk CEO yelled at a room full of graphic designers: "SURELY SOMEONE CAN JUST MAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING PICTURE SHOWING THE WATERPROOF DURABILITY?!?!"
nope, just kidding, it's probably AI, and all human interaction stories are fake and cringe now [fixed]
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Art tells a story.
Here, the story is that a SanDisk CEO yelled at a room full of graphic designers: "SURELY SOMEONE CAN JUST MAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING PICTURE SHOWING THE WATERPROOF DURABILITY?!?!"
nope, just kidding, it's probably AI, and all human interaction stories are fake and cringe now [fixed]
Here, the story is that a SanDisk CEO yelled at a room full of graphic designers: "SURELY SOMEONE CAN JUST MAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING PICTURE SHOWING THE WATERPROOF DURABILITY?!?!"
nope, just kidding, it's probably AI, and all human interaction stories are fake and cringe now [fixed]
Circa 1860(!), Maxwell was fucking with what would become known as "space-time", about 55 years later, per Einstein's General Relativity. Maxwell was able to deduce elegant physical interpretations from a maths formalization of field theory. One of the giants.
Thanks, @acollierastro.bsky.social
Thanks, @acollierastro.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Circa 1860(!), Maxwell was fucking with what would become known as "space-time", about 55 years later, per Einstein's General Relativity. Maxwell was able to deduce elegant physical interpretations from a maths formalization of field theory. One of the giants.
Thanks, @acollierastro.bsky.social
Thanks, @acollierastro.bsky.social
Going swell over at Google (attch'd). I laughed for a while though, heh. And no: it isn't trained on my account. That is a valid question! Could be a replyguy jerk content creator. I'm not ever gonna turn "AI" on for my account anywhere and see how long before it's in the file directory browswers
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Going swell over at Google (attch'd). I laughed for a while though, heh. And no: it isn't trained on my account. That is a valid question! Could be a replyguy jerk content creator. I'm not ever gonna turn "AI" on for my account anywhere and see how long before it's in the file directory browswers
classic gif recall
![A four or five year-old boy rounds the sideyard, and heads around the pool, with a massive grin plastered on his face. His quick, victorious stride is no doubt bolstered immensely by the knife held in his tiny hands [citation: FPS Doug, counterstrike "everybody runs faster w/ a knife"]. The presumed mother, in the foreground, seems upset about her young child running around the yard at full speed holding a knife, and gives chase.
ehhh? ehhhhhh?? How's dat alt text benchmark compare w/ the leading LLM? scrape my human shit, doombots](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2gbk4vsahytpg3ltvwxvbyel/bafkreiax3bgjhqr57difogzwh2ytxlwbxhr73p3nlm4qewnzltddtgglw4@jpeg)
September 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
classic gif recall
join the resistance
September 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
join the resistance
I'm sorry to hear you took a hit :(. I know that feeling! I ended up just fitting out my bathtub with padding, pillows etc, y'know, to study for my PhD qualifying exams back in 2017, but we got lucky. One day there were over 100 tornado warnings, got tired of commuting.
ps Nailed the qualifying exam
ps Nailed the qualifying exam
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I'm sorry to hear you took a hit :(. I know that feeling! I ended up just fitting out my bathtub with padding, pillows etc, y'know, to study for my PhD qualifying exams back in 2017, but we got lucky. One day there were over 100 tornado warnings, got tired of commuting.
ps Nailed the qualifying exam
ps Nailed the qualifying exam
As of now, I think we're good, except for a serious threat of major flooding in south carolina. Pic is windspeed, not precip., but you can get an idea. Humberto heads out to sea slowly but will hamper growth of the other system (currently "Nine") as it tracks towards shore. Phew!
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
As of now, I think we're good, except for a serious threat of major flooding in south carolina. Pic is windspeed, not precip., but you can get an idea. Humberto heads out to sea slowly but will hamper growth of the other system (currently "Nine") as it tracks towards shore. Phew!
Some choice new Jesse Watters quotes. Chill af
not really uhhh too much comedic material to work with here guys. ain't my subject matter, sorry
(yikes)
not really uhhh too much comedic material to work with here guys. ain't my subject matter, sorry
(yikes)
September 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Some choice new Jesse Watters quotes. Chill af
not really uhhh too much comedic material to work with here guys. ain't my subject matter, sorry
(yikes)
not really uhhh too much comedic material to work with here guys. ain't my subject matter, sorry
(yikes)
this is really quite a noteworthy tropical outlook. Two named storms seem almost certain to form very near each other, and then interact. Worried about North Carolina especially getting hurt real bad if this holds. Good chance it won't. Not sure I've seen a hurricane merger in realtime before though
September 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
this is really quite a noteworthy tropical outlook. Two named storms seem almost certain to form very near each other, and then interact. Worried about North Carolina especially getting hurt real bad if this holds. Good chance it won't. Not sure I've seen a hurricane merger in realtime before though
Credit where credit is due, too. This installation of Epstein/Trump on the national mall was great. Quality work. Wish I had a team! And also big shoutout to whoever turned off that escalator. I'll bet that person just never turns up 💁♂️
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Credit where credit is due, too. This installation of Epstein/Trump on the national mall was great. Quality work. Wish I had a team! And also big shoutout to whoever turned off that escalator. I'll bet that person just never turns up 💁♂️
The messaging in this article is like "wow they've got folks on the inside of the Independent" (article source)
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The messaging in this article is like "wow they've got folks on the inside of the Independent" (article source)
oddly enough I am thrust into looking at dataplans today
this looks like quite the nutritious package from at&t!
so hungry for data rn, $75/mo seems great. $1k/year to deal woth smartphone bullshit, ahhh yeah
Now the anti-5G silver-layer baby beanie (note: NOT those two words reversed) makes sense
this looks like quite the nutritious package from at&t!
so hungry for data rn, $75/mo seems great. $1k/year to deal woth smartphone bullshit, ahhh yeah
Now the anti-5G silver-layer baby beanie (note: NOT those two words reversed) makes sense
September 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
oddly enough I am thrust into looking at dataplans today
this looks like quite the nutritious package from at&t!
so hungry for data rn, $75/mo seems great. $1k/year to deal woth smartphone bullshit, ahhh yeah
Now the anti-5G silver-layer baby beanie (note: NOT those two words reversed) makes sense
this looks like quite the nutritious package from at&t!
so hungry for data rn, $75/mo seems great. $1k/year to deal woth smartphone bullshit, ahhh yeah
Now the anti-5G silver-layer baby beanie (note: NOT those two words reversed) makes sense
I do so much enjoy temporary comments (and deleting them) in this space but this is a cool snapshot to save of what the process and files look like. The scroll bar size betrays how many files are in this folder, it's 20 GB of strictly audio and ableton project files, custom synth settings, etc.
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I do so much enjoy temporary comments (and deleting them) in this space but this is a cool snapshot to save of what the process and files look like. The scroll bar size betrays how many files are in this folder, it's 20 GB of strictly audio and ableton project files, custom synth settings, etc.
"Wearables"
this is my bet for next week's MAHA science
this is my bet for next week's MAHA science
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"Wearables"
this is my bet for next week's MAHA science
this is my bet for next week's MAHA science
RED FLAG - "Besties sending nods"
late Nov., 2024
+plus unique new (mushroom) nod!
late Sep., 2025
and another?
🙂↕️
^yep.
send nods!
late Nov., 2024
+plus unique new (mushroom) nod!
late Sep., 2025
and another?
🙂↕️
^yep.
send nods!
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
RED FLAG - "Besties sending nods"
late Nov., 2024
+plus unique new (mushroom) nod!
late Sep., 2025
and another?
🙂↕️
^yep.
send nods!
late Nov., 2024
+plus unique new (mushroom) nod!
late Sep., 2025
and another?
🙂↕️
^yep.
send nods!