Collin Ryan
@collinbeahouse.bsky.social
“keep it weird, they'll get it later” -KK
🎤 Wanna-be standup comedian
✍️ Writer of funny things
🥸 Improv junkie
🎙️ Voice acted in four eps of “Crash The System”
📺 Now streaming on TUBI
🎤 Wanna-be standup comedian
✍️ Writer of funny things
🥸 Improv junkie
🎙️ Voice acted in four eps of “Crash The System”
📺 Now streaming on TUBI
What are you doing, step-Bruh?
May 2, 2024 at 3:23 PM
What are you doing, step-Bruh?
Intentionally seal positively re-created recreations, shun creatively paused reels in tension always
April 19, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Intentionally seal positively re-created recreations, shun creatively paused reels in tension always
Autothots and Decepticunts
April 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Autothots and Decepticunts
OJ Simpson’s decaying hand finally fits in that glove
April 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM
OJ Simpson’s decaying hand finally fits in that glove
OJ Simpson to be buried in a Juice Cemetery
April 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM
OJ Simpson to be buried in a Juice Cemetery
OJ Simpson’s football memorabilia finally removed from his cold dead hands
April 11, 2024 at 3:22 PM
OJ Simpson’s football memorabilia finally removed from his cold dead hands
The ghost of Nicole Brown Simpson has taken out a restraining order. OJ must reman three eternities away at all times
April 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
The ghost of Nicole Brown Simpson has taken out a restraining order. OJ must reman three eternities away at all times
OJ Simpson freed from this mortal coil to kill again!
April 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
OJ Simpson freed from this mortal coil to kill again!
OJ Simpson passed away today surrounded by loved ones who no longer fear for their lives
April 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
OJ Simpson passed away today surrounded by loved ones who no longer fear for their lives
OJ Simpson escapes authorities yet again!
April 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
OJ Simpson escapes authorities yet again!
Bittersweet Caroline Symphony
March 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Bittersweet Caroline Symphony
Metallincolnpark “in the end, nothing else matters”
March 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Metallincolnpark “in the end, nothing else matters”
You know… it was a square table until Sir Cumcision came to Camelot
March 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
You know… it was a square table until Sir Cumcision came to Camelot
Super Mario Shart, Loo-uigi, Toad Stool Sample, Koopa’d My Pants, Pee right in a plant, Princess Pee-each
March 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Super Mario Shart, Loo-uigi, Toad Stool Sample, Koopa’d My Pants, Pee right in a plant, Princess Pee-each
Nerd with a hard R
March 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Nerd with a hard R
Shared mental illnesses:
We-pression
Anx-us-ety
Tri-polar
Psychosis and bro
Nervousnest
Two headaches are better than one
Anguish upon a star
Eleven-sion
Their-steria
Co-coping
People-ality disorder
We-pression
Anx-us-ety
Tri-polar
Psychosis and bro
Nervousnest
Two headaches are better than one
Anguish upon a star
Eleven-sion
Their-steria
Co-coping
People-ality disorder
March 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Shared mental illnesses:
We-pression
Anx-us-ety
Tri-polar
Psychosis and bro
Nervousnest
Two headaches are better than one
Anguish upon a star
Eleven-sion
Their-steria
Co-coping
People-ality disorder
We-pression
Anx-us-ety
Tri-polar
Psychosis and bro
Nervousnest
Two headaches are better than one
Anguish upon a star
Eleven-sion
Their-steria
Co-coping
People-ality disorder
*NSTINK - By By By Mennen
March 14, 2024 at 2:12 AM
*NSTINK - By By By Mennen
I enjoy Mark Normand. He’s like Louis CK’s and Norm MacDonald’s love bastard
February 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I enjoy Mark Normand. He’s like Louis CK’s and Norm MacDonald’s love bastard
He’s not like the other kids. He has to sit at the uns-table
February 6, 2024 at 2:11 PM
He’s not like the other kids. He has to sit at the uns-table
Osteoporostitutes
February 2, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Osteoporostitutes
The 75mg gummy I popped before going through airport security is kicking in. I don’t even board for another 90 minutes but I’m already flying lol
February 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
The 75mg gummy I popped before going through airport security is kicking in. I don’t even board for another 90 minutes but I’m already flying lol
My last name pretty much means “nothing” in French. (Ryan -> Rien)
January 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
My last name pretty much means “nothing” in French. (Ryan -> Rien)