Napoleon’s attack dogs will be changed to be bumbling incompetent henchmen

I look forward to the scene where Boxer — instead of dying of exhaustion and being sold to a knacker — just gets so tired that he has a whacky fall but still ends up being in the final scene which will definitely be a dance party

When El spends the first half of the season barely interacting with the other kids — presumably because Millie is famous now and her filming window was limited — it feels like a totally different show than the one we’ve watched in the past

When it’s unclear how “tough” the bad guys are and what it takes to stop or beat them it takes me out of the experience

If we are bringing in new characters and putting them in peril rather than accomplishing this with our established ensemble cast it takes me out of the experience

If it’s been so long I have to rewatch entire seasons it takes me out of the experience. If the actors have aged in obvious ways that make their character ages no longer believable it takes me out of the experience

They also don’t have those because no one can love them for long

Everyone is damp in this movie. Every forehead is misty. What is going on

Slider: “Whose ass did you kiss to get in here?”

Goose: “The list is long but distinguished”

Slider: “So is my Johnson”

*enter Iceman*

Goose: “Hey Iceman”

Slider: “That’s Mr. Iceman to you”

They are all standing very close and making unbroken intense eye contact the whole time