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Collin from earlier.
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Father to Clidt. Husband to sister wives T'resa, Fawn, and Gay. Invented Google, the iPhone, and the concept for Applebee's on a dare.
If vaginal dryness was a photo.
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
June 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Me to the young folk having lived through Iraq (WMD? Nope.) and Afghanistan (9/11? Nope.).
June 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
War is good money for news media.
CNN knows this.
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
May 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Got a sneak peak at next year's "made in America" iPhones. Looks like a nice, very affordable line of products coming our way. Thank you, Dear Leader for bringing these jobs home...

#iphone #Trump #DoucheCanoe
May 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s gonna be May …
May 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
As we speak
April 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They hate people of color so fucking much. Just oozes out of them. People here legally? Too bad…

I hate it here.
April 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Trump talking to his bowels before eating a bucket of KFC chicken skins
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Almost as if they had some… inside knowledge…
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
January 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yacht Rock: The Documentary is now streaming on MAX. Proud to celebrate our 10th year anniversary of the Yacht Rock Happy Hour (33,000 members strong) with @jakenyberg.bsky.social and @petebasgen.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 5:58 PM
My son Tarnish asked for a Trump Bible and a race car bed for Christmas… nope, he’s getting a custom Cameo from America’s Attorney General*. Same thing I bought his sister Clǒm on her wedding night.
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Area Karen walking the Cracker Barrel manager, Chuck Lozenge, over to the "CLEARLY FUCKIN' MARKED" Customer Is Always Right sign after being turned down for a refund for her nearly completely eaten "Cold as hell Hamburger Steak Like Momma Made."
November 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Feeling healthier already, Mr. President, sir.
November 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM