The fifth horseman of the apocalypse
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Aurora borealis over central SD
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Aurora borealis over central SD
Aurora borealis over central SD
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Aurora borealis over central SD
I haaaate disappointing people and I hate not meeting expectations 😔😔😞
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I haaaate disappointing people and I hate not meeting expectations 😔😔😞
Everybody is getting skinny except for meeeeee and it’s stressing me out for no goddamn reason!!!
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Everybody is getting skinny except for meeeeee and it’s stressing me out for no goddamn reason!!!
*takes 10 second rip off a bong— eyes don’t even water*
*takes a sip of water — fucking CHOKES AND DIES*
My life makes no s e n s e
*takes a sip of water — fucking CHOKES AND DIES*
My life makes no s e n s e
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
*takes 10 second rip off a bong— eyes don’t even water*
*takes a sip of water — fucking CHOKES AND DIES*
My life makes no s e n s e
*takes a sip of water — fucking CHOKES AND DIES*
My life makes no s e n s e
It figures the singular minute I lay down to just rest and not be productive is when my FIL swings by 🥴
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It figures the singular minute I lay down to just rest and not be productive is when my FIL swings by 🥴
Watching snippets of “Rock Bottom with Ned Fulmer” just confirmed to me that this man is a fucking sociopath who will never take responsibility for the shit he did and destroyed.
And Ariel should divorce the everloving shit out of him girl ffs the kids will understand, they’ll be fine BE FREE
And Ariel should divorce the everloving shit out of him girl ffs the kids will understand, they’ll be fine BE FREE
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Watching snippets of “Rock Bottom with Ned Fulmer” just confirmed to me that this man is a fucking sociopath who will never take responsibility for the shit he did and destroyed.
And Ariel should divorce the everloving shit out of him girl ffs the kids will understand, they’ll be fine BE FREE
And Ariel should divorce the everloving shit out of him girl ffs the kids will understand, they’ll be fine BE FREE
The house of my literal dreams fucking sold today and I found out via Zillow I’m low key spiraling lol we just needed one more week
August 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The house of my literal dreams fucking sold today and I found out via Zillow I’m low key spiraling lol we just needed one more week
My mans and his brother are playing guitar and singing together downstairs and it is bringing me MUCH JOY 🩷🩷🩷 love these boys 🥹
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My mans and his brother are playing guitar and singing together downstairs and it is bringing me MUCH JOY 🩷🩷🩷 love these boys 🥹
Jeremiah Fischer is a dumb wiener baby bitch boy and I cannot believe I used to be on Team Jelly !!!!
August 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jeremiah Fischer is a dumb wiener baby bitch boy and I cannot believe I used to be on Team Jelly !!!!
Hunter/x playing in the local Walmart?? Whaaaa??
August 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hunter/x playing in the local Walmart?? Whaaaa??
MAKE SENSE COMMON AGAIN
August 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
MAKE SENSE COMMON AGAIN
My own personal ADHD hell is the AC on full blast, the TV loud af, and my FIL trying to tell me something he deems important but is nonsense while I’m trying to pay attention to everything, including my partner and child making plans about idk something!
TOO MANY THINGS TOO MUCH INPUT AAHHH
TOO MANY THINGS TOO MUCH INPUT AAHHH
August 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My own personal ADHD hell is the AC on full blast, the TV loud af, and my FIL trying to tell me something he deems important but is nonsense while I’m trying to pay attention to everything, including my partner and child making plans about idk something!
TOO MANY THINGS TOO MUCH INPUT AAHHH
TOO MANY THINGS TOO MUCH INPUT AAHHH
Will things ever change for the better again?
August 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Will things ever change for the better again?
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Texas hasn't received FEMA aid yet. The callous disregard from officials is shocking. I hope Texans remember this in 2026. Ultimately, it seems the priority is enriching the wealthy using funds collected from struggling individuals.
August 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Texas hasn't received FEMA aid yet. The callous disregard from officials is shocking. I hope Texans remember this in 2026. Ultimately, it seems the priority is enriching the wealthy using funds collected from struggling individuals.
It’s so bittersweet whenever one of my friends moves away to bigger better things— but I love more than anything to see people spread their wings and be happy 💖
Maybe someday I’ll be going too. But for now, I’m the mother that stays behind so you can see how far you’ve gone.
Maybe someday I’ll be going too. But for now, I’m the mother that stays behind so you can see how far you’ve gone.
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s so bittersweet whenever one of my friends moves away to bigger better things— but I love more than anything to see people spread their wings and be happy 💖
Maybe someday I’ll be going too. But for now, I’m the mother that stays behind so you can see how far you’ve gone.
Maybe someday I’ll be going too. But for now, I’m the mother that stays behind so you can see how far you’ve gone.
The worst feeling is when you’re on your period and your blood hits the ONE spot that the pad folded away from !!!!!!!
August 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The worst feeling is when you’re on your period and your blood hits the ONE spot that the pad folded away from !!!!!!!
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Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
Maybe I’m overthinking.. but.. I feel like my besties feel neglected by me most days and I feel like I’m not showing up as a friend as well as I should but then as soon as I do have time/energy to do consistent interactions it’s not wanted or reciprocated and I’m not sure what to do with that..
July 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maybe I’m overthinking.. but.. I feel like my besties feel neglected by me most days and I feel like I’m not showing up as a friend as well as I should but then as soon as I do have time/energy to do consistent interactions it’s not wanted or reciprocated and I’m not sure what to do with that..
Just having a baby menty b cuz I fucking love the queer community and I just want everyone to give a shit as much as I do and I can’t ever force anyone to do that or yell at them to do that I always have to be so fucking accommodating UGH this rural life is stressing me out
July 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just having a baby menty b cuz I fucking love the queer community and I just want everyone to give a shit as much as I do and I can’t ever force anyone to do that or yell at them to do that I always have to be so fucking accommodating UGH this rural life is stressing me out
I am irrationally deeply obsessed with yungblud rn and AAAAHHHH his TINY SHIRTS gah!
July 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I am irrationally deeply obsessed with yungblud rn and AAAAHHHH his TINY SHIRTS gah!
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
3 days is still too long to wait for Kesha’s new album ugh!! I can’t wait!!
July 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
3 days is still too long to wait for Kesha’s new album ugh!! I can’t wait!!
The world’s falling apart and so am I, I guess 🫠
June 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The world’s falling apart and so am I, I guess 🫠
Can someone just give me a fucking break?
June 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can someone just give me a fucking break?