Taxi for Fesshole.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Taxi for Fesshole.
Barras Market in Glasgow for me. Although one time they refused to serve me as I had shiny new DM boots on and they thought I was an undercover cop.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Barras Market in Glasgow for me. Although one time they refused to serve me as I had shiny new DM boots on and they thought I was an undercover cop.
A crispy sweet potato fry is rarer than hens’ teeth.
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A crispy sweet potato fry is rarer than hens’ teeth.
Get out of it by pretending to have a terminal disease.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Get out of it by pretending to have a terminal disease.
Probably should pop down to the docs yourself.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Probably should pop down to the docs yourself.
Is he watching VHS tapes? Porn hasn’t had music for decades. So I’ve been told.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is he watching VHS tapes? Porn hasn’t had music for decades. So I’ve been told.
Giving all village idiots the ability to easily network was never going to end well.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Giving all village idiots the ability to easily network was never going to end well.
What about cock and balls?
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What about cock and balls?
Thought Bez had had a sex change for a minute.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thought Bez had had a sex change for a minute.
Bound to be raining.
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bound to be raining.
He probably wondered why you were drinking Newcastle Brown in a pint rather than half pint glass.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
He probably wondered why you were drinking Newcastle Brown in a pint rather than half pint glass.
Before the wall made it obvious, the sign was originally intended to warn allied troops (US/UK/French) that they were about to step into the Soviet sector and potentially start WW3.
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Before the wall made it obvious, the sign was originally intended to warn allied troops (US/UK/French) that they were about to step into the Soviet sector and potentially start WW3.
You will get me I’m part of the union.
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You will get me I’m part of the union.
Fortunately not all of Müther’s work was demolished.
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fortunately not all of Müther’s work was demolished.
Didn’t realise Ian Curtis was into kinky sex.
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Didn’t realise Ian Curtis was into kinky sex.
Rumours has half a good song - the bit the Beeb used for the formula one.
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Rumours has half a good song - the bit the Beeb used for the formula one.
How soon after the pissing-off event do the sit-ups commence? Is it instantly wherever you are in the workplace?
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October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
How soon after the pissing-off event do the sit-ups commence? Is it instantly wherever you are in the workplace?
I dread to think what would happen to the plumber if one had to visit you.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I dread to think what would happen to the plumber if one had to visit you.
A shame, as Beyond’s adverts were rather special.
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A shame, as Beyond’s adverts were rather special.
