Colonel Cupcake
@colonelcupcake.bsky.social
Scientist, Artist, Male Model, Sex Worker and Inventor
It's not a poem. It doesn't even rhyme 🙄
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's not a poem. It doesn't even rhyme 🙄
Is it too much to ask for her to slap on a little bit of makeup?
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Is it too much to ask for her to slap on a little bit of makeup?
Is that Peter Pansy? 😮
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Is that Peter Pansy? 😮
Not only should we NOT be deporting brown people, we should consider forcing them to stay. Americans are soon going to be suffering from starvation. 🙁
August 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Not only should we NOT be deporting brown people, we should consider forcing them to stay. Americans are soon going to be suffering from starvation. 🙁
Don’t forget what he did to the Rose Garden 🙁
June 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Don’t forget what he did to the Rose Garden 🙁
Wow! They caught themselves a big one!
June 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wow! They caught themselves a big one!
I have an Iranian co-worked and he called me a “butthole”. I have no sympathy for Iran. NO MERCY!!!!
June 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I have an Iranian co-worked and he called me a “butthole”. I have no sympathy for Iran. NO MERCY!!!!
I’m so mad we didn’t elect the black woman. I would rather be led by an “udder nutter” than this “utter nutter” if you know what I mean.
June 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’m so mad we didn’t elect the black woman. I would rather be led by an “udder nutter” than this “utter nutter” if you know what I mean.
An easy solution would be for trans women to just obey the law.
March 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
An easy solution would be for trans women to just obey the law.
International Women's Day® is my favorite holiday. This is number one on my playlist today. m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTps...
Thank You For Your Opinion (But You're Just A Broad)
YouTube video by Professor Daxophone's Record Collection
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March 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
International Women's Day® is my favorite holiday. This is number one on my playlist today. m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTps...
They had the state archery champion on their team. Him/Her was a two-spirit®. Her/him's name was Poca-heinie.
March 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
They had the state archery champion on their team. Him/Her was a two-spirit®. Her/him's name was Poca-heinie.
Not true. When I was in high school, I was on the archery team. We had to compete against an Indian reservation school and most of the members on Indian girl's team were those two spirit people. They were undefeated.
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not true. When I was in high school, I was on the archery team. We had to compete against an Indian reservation school and most of the members on Indian girl's team were those two spirit people. They were undefeated.
My neighbor, Stevie, is trans and I leave her alone. She is 6'5" and could beat the hell out of me if I ever mentioned her five o'clock shadow 🙁
March 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My neighbor, Stevie, is trans and I leave her alone. She is 6'5" and could beat the hell out of me if I ever mentioned her five o'clock shadow 🙁
You make me embarrassed to be a Colonel. Man up, Sparky 🙄
February 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You make me embarrassed to be a Colonel. Man up, Sparky 🙄
This is very concerning. It wouldn't surprise me if this is a weaponized strain created to target single liberal women 🙁
February 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is very concerning. It wouldn't surprise me if this is a weaponized strain created to target single liberal women 🙁
Here at BlueSky®, there are calls for violence and killing people but it's done in a kind way. Mack may be a total psychopath, but she means well.
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Here at BlueSky®, there are calls for violence and killing people but it's done in a kind way. Mack may be a total psychopath, but she means well.
Have you been fired yet?
February 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Have you been fired yet?
She was sooooo awesome at that halftime performance!
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
She was sooooo awesome at that halftime performance!
It is absolutely a genocide. People are dying. My buddy Stevie is trans, and he was visiting the Capitol the other day and he had to take a shit real bad (he had Taco Bell® for lunch), and they wouldn't let him use the men's room because he's trans. He got stopped up and had to be hospitalized.
February 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It is absolutely a genocide. People are dying. My buddy Stevie is trans, and he was visiting the Capitol the other day and he had to take a shit real bad (he had Taco Bell® for lunch), and they wouldn't let him use the men's room because he's trans. He got stopped up and had to be hospitalized.
That's true. My buddy Stevie knew he was a cumslutress when he was around four years old, even though his parents tried to deny it. Now, she has transitioned and is living her best life.
January 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That's true. My buddy Stevie knew he was a cumslutress when he was around four years old, even though his parents tried to deny it. Now, she has transitioned and is living her best life.
It sounds like she's on her period.
January 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It sounds like she's on her period.
Maybe not the women.
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Maybe not the women.
So many kids with undeveloped brains make decisions that they regret. You are right, you shouldn't be able to buy a gun, alcohol, cigarettes, join the military, drive a car or have gender affirming care until age 25.
January 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So many kids with undeveloped brains make decisions that they regret. You are right, you shouldn't be able to buy a gun, alcohol, cigarettes, join the military, drive a car or have gender affirming care until age 25.