Are you having a shower?

Okay, makes sense. I thought for a minute you'd maybe photoshopped yourself behind a Fox news desk...which would be an interesting choice. I'm sure the local affiliates are all nice people, evil isn't big on travelling regionally so probably stays in New York 😉

I can't tell if this is fake news, faked fake news or just standard fake news which I guess whichever way you look at it is kind of Fox's thing regardless

I did try but apparently Cirque du Soleil doesn't need overweight middle aged guys who have the fitness level of a a dead asthmatic racoon by the side of the road. And I put on a sparkly silver costume for the interview & everything! Bastards!

It's like a social media version of dodge ball just with less balls but a lot more dodgy.

Parody is the new journalism because journalism is the new parody.

This place has a nice vibe & new car smell to it....just not a Tesla new car smell if you know what I mean 😉