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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
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“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22d
RIP Robert Redford
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 12h
Love waking up three hours before my alarm is due to go off
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 17h
Because we were speechless for a while.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 17h
Get on the civvies versions. Save series 2 for last, that’s by far the best one.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19h
NOT. EVERY. SUCCESSFUL. TV SHOW. NEEDS. A. CELEBRITY. VERSION!

Yes, I’m watching it.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19h
E=MC Tunes
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 20h
Einstein's violin sells for £860,000 at auction
Einstein's violin sells for £860,000 at auction
Auctioneers think it might be the highest price ever paid for a violin not previously owned by a concert violinist.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19h
I got fired from a job I was getting bullied at by bosses due to a social media post they didn’t like, and it saved my mental health.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19h
“He rotates the square in Tetris” gained new traction in recent times
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
🎶 AND IT ALL BREAKS DOWN ON THE FIRST REVERSAL
DRIVING AS IF THEY THINK THE HEARSE’LL
TAILGATE THEM
BUT THEY’RE OVERTAKING ME-EEEEH!!!! 🎶
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
My mum was still singing “THERE’S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR!” well into the 90s. It outlived Rod Hull himself, for me.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
…you won’t…
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
NICKING IT
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
Obviously they didn’t get one of the emails I tend to send where I describe someone as “thicker than a killer whale’s dong”.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
What a lovely work compliment I got today:

“If there was a Nobel Prize for email response I’d nominate you”
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22h
GOOD
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”

“Get back in the box”

“Idon’twanttogogackinthegox”
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
Frisky Galore! (1949)
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
Greyvy
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
🎶 New York, London, Paris, Bootle
Everybody talk about Pot Noodle 🎶
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
If anyone guessed the following:

Shower gel
Black trousers
Belt

Then congratulations! You win this round of What Has Nutzy Forgotten To Pack This Time?

Stay tuned next well when we’ll have another game.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
Off to Belgium again. Giz a shout if you want some crazy shaped beer glasses brought back, or if you want me to walk up to Tin Tin’s dog and call him Shit Snoopy.

Also, stay tuned for later, when we’ll be playing What Has Nutzy Forgotten To Pack This Time?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
Albert Heijn will deliver on those, and the Dragibus.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
Which ones?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
The GOAT of glass
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
Which ones?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
Off to Belgium again. Giz a shout if you want some crazy shaped beer glasses brought back, or if you want me to walk up to Tin Tin’s dog and call him Shit Snoopy.

Also, stay tuned for later, when we’ll be playing What Has Nutzy Forgotten To Pack This Time?
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