The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
Pinned
(I really have. It’s in Detroit)
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
(I really have. It’s in Detroit)
I’ve been up it many times.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I’ve been up it many times.
Reposted by The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
Sixth Form is better - Philomena Motherfucking Cunk!
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Sixth Form is better - Philomena Motherfucking Cunk!
Jason Wilcox, former Blackburn player and current Manchester United Director of Football.
Writing two articles for When Saturday Comes might put me in the top 50.
Writing two articles for When Saturday Comes might put me in the top 50.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Jason Wilcox, former Blackburn player and current Manchester United Director of Football.
Writing two articles for When Saturday Comes might put me in the top 50.
Writing two articles for When Saturday Comes might put me in the top 50.
Exeter tickets acquired ✅ best away weekend of the season by some distance. I will be starting my journey on the Friday before.
From Antwerp.
#bwfc
From Antwerp.
#bwfc
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Exeter tickets acquired ✅ best away weekend of the season by some distance. I will be starting my journey on the Friday before.
From Antwerp.
#bwfc
From Antwerp.
#bwfc
Rita, Sue and Bob Coo
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Rita, Sue and Bob Coo
Watching the Olympic snowboarding half pipe, and a 31 year old competitor has just appeared, whose nickname I assume is Mum. Everyone else in the competition needs her to buy tabs and Hooch.
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Watching the Olympic snowboarding half pipe, and a 31 year old competitor has just appeared, whose nickname I assume is Mum. Everyone else in the competition needs her to buy tabs and Hooch.
Woman in Canada’s Olympic ice hockey called Fast.
The only more intimidating surname could be Deadgoodaticehockey
The only more intimidating surname could be Deadgoodaticehockey
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Woman in Canada’s Olympic ice hockey called Fast.
The only more intimidating surname could be Deadgoodaticehockey
The only more intimidating surname could be Deadgoodaticehockey
Kevin Nolan deserves nice things, should have had an England cap while at Bolton.
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Kevin Nolan deserves nice things, should have had an England cap while at Bolton.
Great competition once you’re in the semis.
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Great competition once you’re in the semis.
Pringles made it sexy, and as a result they’ll be treated as the most OH MYB GIF ICONIC…
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Pringles made it sexy, and as a result they’ll be treated as the most OH MYB GIF ICONIC…
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
Great show, not at the level of Kendrick or Snoop or even The Weeknd. But certainly better than Katy Perry or Beyoncé
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Great show, not at the level of Kendrick or Snoop or even The Weeknd. But certainly better than Katy Perry or Beyoncé
YES, HALFTIME SHOW!
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
YES, HALFTIME SHOW!
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It’s about that time where a lot of UK fans bail out of NFL because the Super Bowl is going on too long, so I will say this:
If you want to see why some of us get excited, take the chance to watch RedZone during the regular season. Nothing but highlights from a load of games at the same time. Chaos
If you want to see why some of us get excited, take the chance to watch RedZone during the regular season. Nothing but highlights from a load of games at the same time. Chaos
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It’s about that time where a lot of UK fans bail out of NFL because the Super Bowl is going on too long, so I will say this:
If you want to see why some of us get excited, take the chance to watch RedZone during the regular season. Nothing but highlights from a load of games at the same time. Chaos
If you want to see why some of us get excited, take the chance to watch RedZone during the regular season. Nothing but highlights from a load of games at the same time. Chaos
Levi’s currently winning best ad of Super Bowl so far, and all they did was show a a load of arses
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Levi’s currently winning best ad of Super Bowl so far, and all they did was show a a load of arses
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
The SuperTanskBowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The SuperTanskBowl
Oh my god, someone just aired a soppy ad with the soundtrack being someone doing a breathy acoustic cover of Lily Allen’s breathy acoustic cover of Keane’s breathy acoustic song Somewhere Only We Know.
IT’S ABOUT CRISPS!!!!
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
IT’S ABOUT CRISPS!!!!
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Oh my god, someone just aired a soppy ad with the soundtrack being someone doing a breathy acoustic cover of Lily Allen’s breathy acoustic cover of Keane’s breathy acoustic song Somewhere Only We Know.
IT’S ABOUT CRISPS!!!!
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
IT’S ABOUT CRISPS!!!!
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
S’BAHT PEANATZ!
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
S’BAHT PEANATZ!
No, Special Teams can NOT play in the Special Olympics. Stop asking.
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
No, Special Teams can NOT play in the Special Olympics. Stop asking.
So, Instacart…you teased the Ben Stiller and (I think?) Benson Boone advert two hours earlier, then everyone forgot about it until a random thing happened just now, where maybe half the audience went in on the “joke”, and even I’m confused
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
So, Instacart…you teased the Ben Stiller and (I think?) Benson Boone advert two hours earlier, then everyone forgot about it until a random thing happened just now, where maybe half the audience went in on the “joke”, and even I’m confused
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly
#YesIHaveTheUSAdsOnMyTelly