The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
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🎶 Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am in…🎶
Hello Faddah
Here I am in…🎶
Hahaha old gimmers trying to report our players to stewards for clenching a fist in triumph towards them while they’re having abused screamed at them BY THE SAME OLD GIMMER #bwfc
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hahaha old gimmers trying to report our players to stewards for clenching a fist in triumph towards them while they’re having abused screamed at them BY THE SAME OLD GIMMER #bwfc
I need to ask my son some serious questions about our travel plans on Saturdays #bwfc
Haven’t missed an away match since Huddersfield.
Before that, I hadn’t missed an away match since Wigan last season.
Those were our last two away wins in the league.
I’m missing tonight. Three easy points, then…
#bwfc
Before that, I hadn’t missed an away match since Wigan last season.
Those were our last two away wins in the league.
I’m missing tonight. Three easy points, then…
#bwfc
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I need to ask my son some serious questions about our travel plans on Saturdays #bwfc
Just shaved my head in the hotel bathroom. Forgot to bring shaving foam, so used the hotel issued hand and body wash on my head.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just shaved my head in the hotel bathroom. Forgot to bring shaving foam, so used the hotel issued hand and body wash on my head.
Haven’t missed an away match since Huddersfield.
Before that, I hadn’t missed an away match since Wigan last season.
Those were our last two away wins in the league.
I’m missing tonight. Three easy points, then…
#bwfc
Before that, I hadn’t missed an away match since Wigan last season.
Those were our last two away wins in the league.
I’m missing tonight. Three easy points, then…
#bwfc
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Haven’t missed an away match since Huddersfield.
Before that, I hadn’t missed an away match since Wigan last season.
Those were our last two away wins in the league.
I’m missing tonight. Three easy points, then…
#bwfc
Before that, I hadn’t missed an away match since Wigan last season.
Those were our last two away wins in the league.
I’m missing tonight. Three easy points, then…
#bwfc
Far too easy to say Thogden, but I’ll go with the Warburtons. Particularly considering the damage they did to the club when they owned it. The adverts they did with really famous people isn’t enough to improve them.
Inspired by this. Who is the worst person to support your football club?
Hello, I need the worst Christmas special you have. No that's too bad
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Far too easy to say Thogden, but I’ll go with the Warburtons. Particularly considering the damage they did to the club when they owned it. The adverts they did with really famous people isn’t enough to improve them.
Off to Belgium again. Giz a shout if you want any fancy chocolates, crack sweets or for me to slap a Smurf across the chops.
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Off to Belgium again. Giz a shout if you want any fancy chocolates, crack sweets or for me to slap a Smurf across the chops.
Adidas, 1974:
fuck Cruyff
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Adidas, 1974:
🎶 Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am in…🎶
Hello Faddah
Here I am in…🎶
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🎶 Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am in…🎶
Hello Faddah
Here I am in…🎶
Do you want the best post race review of the last race of the current f1 era? Here it is.
And if you don’t know Dre, he’s worth a follow. He’s a gem.
And if you don’t know Dre, he’s worth a follow. He’s a gem.
Lando Norris' Championship goes against everything we're told about Motorsport. From its false-machismo and ruthlessness, to that push for perfection. And that's what makes it so great.
For the final time in 2025, let's review the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. #F1 www.motorsport101.com/dres-race-re...
For the final time in 2025, let's review the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. #F1 www.motorsport101.com/dres-race-re...
Dre's Race Review: F1's 2025 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix | Motorsport101
Verstappen falls just short in victory, as Lando Norris proves a different kind of winner, won a very different kind of Championship. Dre wraps up the 2025 F1 World Championship.
www.motorsport101.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Do you want the best post race review of the last race of the current f1 era? Here it is.
And if you don’t know Dre, he’s worth a follow. He’s a gem.
And if you don’t know Dre, he’s worth a follow. He’s a gem.
SIR Lando Norris?!?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
SIR Lando Norris?!?!
Good afternoon to everyone except twats who don’t use indicators when turning left or right on roundabouts. I hope you get bum rot and have runny poos through Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good afternoon to everyone except twats who don’t use indicators when turning left or right on roundabouts. I hope you get bum rot and have runny poos through Christmas.
I am absolutely agog that this has not been more amplified. This is the stuff that should go viral.
(Incoming Milkshake Duck is inevitable)
www.bbc.com/news/article...
(Incoming Milkshake Duck is inevitable)
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Karl Bushby global walker from Hull prepares for home stretch
Karl Bushby hopes to be home in September 2026 after three decades of trekking round-the-world.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I am absolutely agog that this has not been more amplified. This is the stuff that should go viral.
(Incoming Milkshake Duck is inevitable)
www.bbc.com/news/article...
(Incoming Milkshake Duck is inevitable)
www.bbc.com/news/article...
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity
It’s a shame, because I didn’t want to watch in 2018 or 2022, but I got suckered in both times and enjoyed the football. This time I have a very different feeling, and will be putting everything into focusing on League One, the West Herts League Under 15s and the Beds & Herts Women’s League.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s a shame, because I didn’t want to watch in 2018 or 2022, but I got suckered in both times and enjoyed the football. This time I have a very different feeling, and will be putting everything into focusing on League One, the West Herts League Under 15s and the Beds & Herts Women’s League.
Ken Doherty’s on the telly again, probably asking me if I prefer Owoisis or Blorr.
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ken Doherty’s on the telly again, probably asking me if I prefer Owoisis or Blorr.
“Pitch the same shit to us. We can’t afford Romesh, though”
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Pitch the same shit to us. We can’t afford Romesh, though”
ESTONIAN BUM FLUTE HOUR
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
ESTONIAN BUM FLUTE HOUR
I think my 14 year old son has turned into my 75 year old mum
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I think my 14 year old son has turned into my 75 year old mum
This is from Spa-Francorchamps
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is from Spa-Francorchamps
Frau Nutz just told me that she don’t watch Morecambe ands Wise on Christmas Day because they’re “rubbish and creepy Dad Joke merchants”.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Frau Nutz just told me that she don’t watch Morecambe ands Wise on Christmas Day because they’re “rubbish and creepy Dad Joke merchants”.
Watching a Dave repeat of the Top Gear episode that saw them try to cross the channel in boats made out of cars is now a serious crime.
I'd hate to be a boat owner after this passes.
Imagine all the information that could be be useful for your navigation but which would ALSO be potentially useful to those guiding small boats across the Channel.
Will the Shipping Forecast cease broadcasting? That, after all, makes crossings easier.
Imagine all the information that could be be useful for your navigation but which would ALSO be potentially useful to those guiding small boats across the Channel.
Will the Shipping Forecast cease broadcasting? That, after all, makes crossings easier.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Watching a Dave repeat of the Top Gear episode that saw them try to cross the channel in boats made out of cars is now a serious crime.
2 Unlimited have let themselves go
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
2 Unlimited have let themselves go
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party: