The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
The first serious answer.
You miserable sod.
You miserable sod.
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The first serious answer.
You miserable sod.
You miserable sod.
I really give those 🎶 DIGGY-DIGGY-DEEEE DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY-DEE DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY-DEE DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY-DEE 🎶 s some welly, I tell you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I really give those 🎶 DIGGY-DIGGY-DEEEE DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY-DEE DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY-DEE DIGGY-DIGGY-DIGGY-DEE 🎶 s some welly, I tell you.
That’s what my son said too! 😁
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That’s what my son said too! 😁
Update: said gent just realised he was in the seat number his ticket for his return journey is to be, and was about 4 carriages further down the train.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Update: said gent just realised he was in the seat number his ticket for his return journey is to be, and was about 4 carriages further down the train.
Also, on the train the man who has the seat next to me shook my hand.
What a gent.
What a gent.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Also, on the train the man who has the seat next to me shook my hand.
What a gent.
What a gent.
This narrows it down to five of them. And one of them’s dead.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This narrows it down to five of them. And one of them’s dead.
Tyrrell’s???
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tyrrell’s???
What the fuck are you going to do with the inevitable Peachy v Barry Worlds final?
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What the fuck are you going to do with the inevitable Peachy v Barry Worlds final?
The Len Ganley Stance
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Len Ganley Stance
At least the screen shot makes him look like Pob, that’s the only saving grace.
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
At least the screen shot makes him look like Pob, that’s the only saving grace.
Iceberg
Iceberg
There’s an iceberg
Please just move the boat
So that we don’t hit that iceberg
Iceberg
There’s an iceberg
Please just move the boat
So that we don’t hit that iceberg
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Iceberg
Iceberg
There’s an iceberg
Please just move the boat
So that we don’t hit that iceberg
Iceberg
There’s an iceberg
Please just move the boat
So that we don’t hit that iceberg
What in the Under 9s pre season WhatsApp parents group chat is that quote???
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What in the Under 9s pre season WhatsApp parents group chat is that quote???
OH MY GOD! My Christmas squirrel Gary might end up with a friend!
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
OH MY GOD! My Christmas squirrel Gary might end up with a friend!