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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl
@coloneloolong.bsky.social
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 14h
Public Enemy needs to train thousands of S1Ws to take to the streets and drive ICE back to the land of sucka MCs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 2d
Huge Rainer Maria cat.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 4d
Pentel EnerGel all day every day
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 5d
Excellent new album, @pagemcconnell.com. Perfect follow up to Maybe We’re the Visitors. You’ve found your own niche here, and it really suits you.

Now tell them to let you play Windy City again.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 6d
Can’t believe that wasn’t a foul that led to Midtjylland’s third goal.
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 6d
Quick idea I had for a shirt to wear when the National Guard rolls into town.
A white woman leaning up against a stone wall. She's wearing a black t shirt that I have mocked up with a white bold condensed font to read, "I'm gonna go finger your wife"
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
The aforementioned cherry pie.
A delicious looking cherry pie. Where the crust is crimped some filling broke containment, and has caramelized into what I can only imagine will be amazing. There are four vents cut into the center of the pie, and the crust is appropriate shades of lighter and darker brown. The pie is covered in what my pastry friends call ‘disco sugar’, large sugar crystals that look more like coarse sea salt. It looks absolutely bangin.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
One of paper = four of coin
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
Looking forward to it, Larf McGunderton
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
Thank you, Wang Frangerson
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
It’s fucked.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
AI is just expensive and resource intensive Dr. Steve Brule
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
They’re gonna frag him…
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
Hell yeah
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
@whinterqueen.bsky.social has informed me from the road that she has acquired a whole cherry pie from a legendary locale and that it is all mine.

It’s going to be an incredible weekend.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 7d
I think another CRAVE! would be best.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 8d
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 8d
Fucking fascist dweeb
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 8d
totally normal human behavior
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 8d
Jah bless
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 8d
🫁🧠
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 9d
They’re gonna frag him.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 9d
What’s your sign?
Bold white lettering in a red color field that says: we do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 9d
I’m available to any future scammers who might need advice on what to do AFTER you get that $175 million. GTFO of Dodge, otherwise what?

Serious grifters never ask themselves the one key question: NOW WHAT? I can help for a fee.
Charlie Javice sentenced to 7 years in prison for fraudulent $175M sale of financial aid startup
The 33-year-old founder of the startup student financial aid company Frank has been sentenced to more than seven years in prison.
apnews.com
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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 10d
Oh and congratulations!
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