Thee Colonel
colonelshaggins69.bsky.social
Thee Colonel
@colonelshaggins69.bsky.social
Traveler of the 3rd demention🍄
Just saw a bald eagle dead on the highway. Never saw a dead one when Biden was in office probably because the national parks have been defunded!
#standwithukraine#handsoff#lgbtq#stopdefunding#bluenomatterwho #istandwithsience#freepalistine
May 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If there was anymore questioning JD Vance is in fact a vampire. I think all arrows are pointing towards he is indeed one. Vance met with the Pope and 2 days later the Pope passed away, coincidence I think not!
April 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Everyone thought I was joking about Elon being an alien but he is trying to rebuild his long lost civilization. I reassure you we will all be slaves in his new civilization.
#mars#aliens#wow#we’rescrewed
April 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
All these post I have made have also been posted on facebook/meta but instantly been taken down and deleted my account. Then received a message from the website saying mark Zuckerberg “is not an alien”.
M-E-T-A
Martian
Extra
Testicle
Alien
April 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why does Elon want to repopulate this country with his sperm so bad? These women aren’t actually mothering these babies they are just host to his alien life form children. They are his only shot to get back to his home planet mars! We’re living in a real life “Alien” the movie.

#ridlyscott#alien
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Trumps meeting with Italy is because of JD Vance and garlic! Vampires hate garlic and he does not want that Italian garlic in the states!
#Actuallyautistic
April 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Trump is the only human being on this planet that likes filet of fish! Major reason for believing he’s an alien! Also after further research shapeshifters can only have pork seasonally so that is why the McRib is offered at limited times.

#mcrib#filetoffish#gross#dietcoke#mcdonalds
April 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Has anyone ever seen Trump and Putin together in the same room? Trump always has something good to say about Putin and hardly anyone else that is because they are the same exact people! Trump is so orange because he’s a SHAPESHIFTER!
#orangeboy#littlerocketboy#dogsoilders#skinwalker
April 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The “drill baby drill” fracking in south east Alaska has caused a major environmental issue with the volcano that is going to erupt. Which will cause the world to go dark and vampire JD Vance will thrive and the robots will take over.

#bloodforoil#stopfracking#vampires#bots#silver#whatthefrack
April 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Due to clear comments made by JD Vance about not liking cats I am starting to build a case the he is a vampire. Also his comments about not liking garlic, which vampires hate! Could be the reason for mass deportation of immigrants. After reading his book it is clear he is a vampire
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
After further study and talks with nuro doctors RFK the secretary of health and human services is a robot. I have been told vaccines are a definitive way to prove that they are a machine. This is why they are shutting vaccines down

#handsoff#thetruth#vacine#covid#measles#stopkeystonepipeline #robot
April 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
After further research I have found out that El Salvador is indeed a real country. I have found evidence that the largest Tesla factory is in El Salvador. Aka the prison they send all the immigrants to work.

#elsavador#stopfreelabor#crualandunusalpunishment#handsoff #darksideofthemoon
April 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Has anyone ever confirmed El Salvador is a real country? Has anyone ever been there? There are reasons to believe El Salvador and the president is AI generated by Elon Musk DODGE!

#AI #fakecountrys #merica
April 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Instead of proof of residency to vote i believe we should have proof THAT YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. With recent events in the administration i believe there are few members that are robots.

#bird#handsoff#humanpride#keto #dodge#posidonskiss#mybodymychoice#art#stopthebot #peta#lizzardpeople#cryptologist
April 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Has anyone ever wondered why Elon musk is in the position of power that he is? Ever wonder why he is so adamant about getting to mars? After extensive research I have came to the conclusion that he trying to get back to his home planet mars on the US TAX PAYERS DIME
#handsoff #BLM #antifa #proudboys
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM