coloneltomparker.bsky.social
@coloneltomparker.bsky.social
He should tell Bubba to stop then! Oh I forgot, then Bubba would show the World the pictures of him blowing Bubba!

I thought it was hookers peeing on him that was the blackmail….

…turns out it was Bubba’s dick in his mouth!

The Current US President is officially a Cocksucker!

Is this reality?
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just thinking Elon Musk- is most likely Nazi descendant of some sort. Hell, put a mustache on the guy -dress him in a uniform, he could be Hitler!

Now that is most likely the 50mg weed gummy, but it’s not out of the realm of possibility at this point.

Whatever Timeline this is, I want off!
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Only part of Russian Hoax that iwas in fact a Hoax! Was the reporting of it.

Russian Election interference was definitely NOT a hoax, ask the woman in intelligence agency who was imprisoned for “leaking” classified information to reporter.

Reality Leigh Winner- Google her!
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They’ll never admit they’ve been conned by the biggest grifter in history. It is just too easy to blame the Democrats because that’s who Trump will put the blame on. Never being true, but the truth don’t exist in their world, so they can go on living without acknowledging it.

Where’d Q-Anon go?
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Glad to know I’m not alone!
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do you think give any credence to the theory that most the high ranking “silent Nazi regime” took the Rat Trail down to South America before the “official” Hitler suicide? (He may have escaped as well)

2nd largest Oktoberfest in world- Brazil

2nd language in Brazil - German.

It does track.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You’re assuming it will end at some point. I do not share your optimism.
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And then tell MAGA they’ve uncovered the Democratic pedophile stronghold.

Tours of the crime scene will be offered only to those with a pre-bought Trump is my favorite President ever t-shirt.

T-shirt sale price- $99

Matching MAGA hat- $47

Autograft by Trump- $45

The GRIFT is REAL!
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looks she were sick the day they taught lawful orders at law school.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You think maybe that’s why Nuremberg starring Russell Crowe is in Theaters now?

People have no memory of history- and the age old narrative of “those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it!” Has never rang more true than RIGHT NOW, this point in time, RIGHT NOW- it’s happening NOW.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Back when Presidents had brains, and were incorruptible - funny how far we’ve fallen. my life has been a mirror to the Seven Dwarves:
Reagan-Bashful
Bush-Grumpy
Clinton-Happy
GW Bush-Sneezy
Obama-Doc
Trump-Dopey
Biden-Sleppy

That’s the last 7 presidents- only one on the list was ever presidential!
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nothing says voter suppression like Republicans gerrymandering!
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My follow up would have been:

“Excuse me, President Lard Ass - do you own a mirror?”

“Judging by your appearance, as well as statistics on Obesity in America- that you sir, are in fact, the Leader of the fattest country in the world.”

“Your statement leads us to believe you DON’T own one.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Because here in America- our political system is set up like the WWE!

Both think they have a “team” or “side” and that somehow they will be “winners” if their “side” wins!

Dumbest, most easily corrupted system ever designed.

I know how to fix it!

But I can never tell!

Unless I’m President
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They do not want a forum of honesty. They are only operating on algorithms. The sooner people turn it off, the quicker the world heals, unfortunately for us- they (the ones with the actual power) will never turn it off because they’re too dumb to know they are in fact too dumb to know!
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We live such fucked up lives these days that the basic skill of situational awareness in the common man/woman is gone. It’s too easy for people to ignore anyone/everyone they see/hear and still completely go about their days being a complete piece of shit human being.

They’re so many now- MEGA!
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When has our country ever been the humane one the poor deserve?

If we were a truly humane society we would not have 8 people hoarding more than everyone else combined.

We’re the dumbest animal on the planet when it comes to taking care of our fellow man.

Please God- have mercy on our souls!
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s on Spotify!
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM