Alex S
@colorfastrecords.bsky.social
At a very posh inn by the sea to meet co-workers. The fact that they let me in makes me feel like Tom Ripley.
July 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
At a very posh inn by the sea to meet co-workers. The fact that they let me in makes me feel like Tom Ripley.
If you’re a bad person and you wear snakeskin boots, you go to Hell, where they play nothing but The Entourage theme song. Oh, is this Heaven?
July 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you’re a bad person and you wear snakeskin boots, you go to Hell, where they play nothing but The Entourage theme song. Oh, is this Heaven?
I’m dreaming of a “post take” America
July 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m dreaming of a “post take” America
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An australian guy told us to auto-caption a didgeridoo
June 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
An australian guy told us to auto-caption a didgeridoo
Trump signs executive order mandating that the “Entourage” theme song be played 24/7 outside the Capitol building
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trump signs executive order mandating that the “Entourage” theme song be played 24/7 outside the Capitol building
Which one is Idles and which one is Turnstile?
June 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Which one is Idles and which one is Turnstile?
You know what takes real gumption? Being the SECOND person to use a basic premise. The first guy is an innovator and after that, it becomes a genre. But the second guy just gets accused of being a ripoff.
June 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know what takes real gumption? Being the SECOND person to use a basic premise. The first guy is an innovator and after that, it becomes a genre. But the second guy just gets accused of being a ripoff.
I love Silver Jews, but the post-mortem cult of Berman is becoming insufferable
June 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love Silver Jews, but the post-mortem cult of Berman is becoming insufferable
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Freakiest Friday: every single man, woman, and child on Earth is possessed by the consciousness of Anna Coleman (Lindsay Lohan). Anna’s body is host to a hive mind of the entire human race.
June 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Freakiest Friday: every single man, woman, and child on Earth is possessed by the consciousness of Anna Coleman (Lindsay Lohan). Anna’s body is host to a hive mind of the entire human race.
If you ever want to feel like you will probably never have an original idea- try naming a fucking band in 2025
June 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you ever want to feel like you will probably never have an original idea- try naming a fucking band in 2025
If you’re ever wondering what the TRUE litmus for Neurotypicality is, it’s me. If you find me off-putting, you’re Neurotypical. There are exceptions but…
June 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you’re ever wondering what the TRUE litmus for Neurotypicality is, it’s me. If you find me off-putting, you’re Neurotypical. There are exceptions but…
The drum fill is the most overrated element of music
June 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The drum fill is the most overrated element of music
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Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.
May 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.
I wonder if SNL will include droll patter between an unlikely husband and wife pairing
May 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wonder if SNL will include droll patter between an unlikely husband and wife pairing
Holy crap Arcade Fire lyrics are bad.
May 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Holy crap Arcade Fire lyrics are bad.
The nice thing about not being famous is you don’t have to be nice to everyone
May 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The nice thing about not being famous is you don’t have to be nice to everyone
Does every single person get an alternate universe where they’re famous? Cause that would be weird.
April 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Does every single person get an alternate universe where they’re famous? Cause that would be weird.
Who decides how the names of prescription drugs are pronounced? And why do they continue to gaslight me?
April 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Who decides how the names of prescription drugs are pronounced? And why do they continue to gaslight me?
I think it’s not for nothing that gbv became a dual Gibson band at some point.
April 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think it’s not for nothing that gbv became a dual Gibson band at some point.
They should test young children for early signs of psychopathy and monitor their future business dealings accordingly
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They should test young children for early signs of psychopathy and monitor their future business dealings accordingly
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Fraud and waste is the avocado toast of federal budget plans.
March 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fraud and waste is the avocado toast of federal budget plans.
Irony is great. Cynicism is the enemy.
March 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Irony is great. Cynicism is the enemy.