A lot of you don't know this but I was in college with a couple of Japanese sea urchins.

They're my Uni mates

Thinking of investing in an equine hotel. Need to diversify my portfolio to include horsepitality

The Phoenicians were famously skilled seafarers but never bothered with mastering land travel.

It’s what happens when you don’t have a spare Tyre

I know women who command absolute compliance just through offering deep fried choux pastry dusted with icing sugar…

They’re the Beignet Gesserit

If you’re looking to breed Saiga antelope… it's not easy, takes a few Steppes

As an origamist I should have never taken up Poker

I often think about how @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com portrayed death in the Sandman series as a being of comfort and a gentle guide to whatever came next. It reminds me of when I was a child I just assumed death took on the form of a trusted loved one who passed so you wouldn't be scared

If you ask me to format the font one more time, you can go to helvetica

Mountaineering requires peak performance

Q: Why are the Taiwanese so competitive?

A: Because they’re Taipei

Developed an app for church collections but can’t get the payment gateway to work?

Don’t worry, it’s just tithing issues

Lettuce ask men how often they think about the Romaine Empire

My horse podcast isn’t mainstream, it’s got a colt following

Want to learn how to open nursery in 2 weeks? Join my crèche course

I guess I just wanted to be left Elon