Colquistador
@colquistador.bsky.social
The American Public: “Welp… I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
Democratic Leadership: “Yes… you’re right. We should hang that clock on the wall in our home!”
The American Public: ffs
Democratic Leadership: “Yes… you’re right. We should hang that clock on the wall in our home!”
The American Public: ffs
June 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The American Public: “Welp… I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
Democratic Leadership: “Yes… you’re right. We should hang that clock on the wall in our home!”
The American Public: ffs
Democratic Leadership: “Yes… you’re right. We should hang that clock on the wall in our home!”
The American Public: ffs
Let’s be honest… #TACOs are very un-American. So after much thought, and long contemplation of the successful rebranding efforts of Freedom Fries and the Gulf of America, “tacos” shall now be know as #FreedomFolds. Spread the word.
June 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Let’s be honest… #TACOs are very un-American. So after much thought, and long contemplation of the successful rebranding efforts of Freedom Fries and the Gulf of America, “tacos” shall now be know as #FreedomFolds. Spread the word.
Great work last night, @algreen.house.gov. Shame on Dems for making you walk alone.
Apparently “having a spine” is still the only DEI initiative the Dems can rally behind.
Apparently “having a spine” is still the only DEI initiative the Dems can rally behind.
March 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Great work last night, @algreen.house.gov. Shame on Dems for making you walk alone.
Apparently “having a spine” is still the only DEI initiative the Dems can rally behind.
Apparently “having a spine” is still the only DEI initiative the Dems can rally behind.
The only thing I can say for sure is that somewhere in Philadelphia this Friday there will be the drunkest child on Earth.
Philadelphia Closes Schools for Eagles’ Super Bowl Parade
Nearly 200,000 students in Philadelphia’s schools will be free to attend the public celebration on Friday of the Eagles’ Super Bowl victory.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The only thing I can say for sure is that somewhere in Philadelphia this Friday there will be the drunkest child on Earth.
If the #DOGEBoys have all US Citizens’ SSNs and account numbers, they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Piss off 347 million people to appease 1 egomaniac OR piss off 1 egomaniac to become folkloric heroes to 347 million people?
Turn the suck to blow, boys…
Piss off 347 million people to appease 1 egomaniac OR piss off 1 egomaniac to become folkloric heroes to 347 million people?
Turn the suck to blow, boys…
a man singing into a microphone wearing a jacket that says rta on it
ALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a jacket that says rta on it
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If the #DOGEBoys have all US Citizens’ SSNs and account numbers, they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Piss off 347 million people to appease 1 egomaniac OR piss off 1 egomaniac to become folkloric heroes to 347 million people?
Turn the suck to blow, boys…
Piss off 347 million people to appease 1 egomaniac OR piss off 1 egomaniac to become folkloric heroes to 347 million people?
Turn the suck to blow, boys…
Apple Music & NFL: “Hello, Moment. We’d like you to meet Mr. Lamar.”
Moment (extending hand in greeting): “Hello, Mr. Lamar. It’s nice to mee…”
Kendrick Lamar (grabs Moment and smashes it with every fiber of his being): “MUSSTTAAARRRDDD!”
Moment (extending hand in greeting): “Hello, Mr. Lamar. It’s nice to mee…”
Kendrick Lamar (grabs Moment and smashes it with every fiber of his being): “MUSSTTAAARRRDDD!”
February 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Apple Music & NFL: “Hello, Moment. We’d like you to meet Mr. Lamar.”
Moment (extending hand in greeting): “Hello, Mr. Lamar. It’s nice to mee…”
Kendrick Lamar (grabs Moment and smashes it with every fiber of his being): “MUSSTTAAARRRDDD!”
Moment (extending hand in greeting): “Hello, Mr. Lamar. It’s nice to mee…”
Kendrick Lamar (grabs Moment and smashes it with every fiber of his being): “MUSSTTAAARRRDDD!”
Turns out Snake Oil Salesman is the final boss.
February 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Turns out Snake Oil Salesman is the final boss.
I find myself audibly sighing a lot these days. Initially I thought it was just me getting older. I’m now realizing it’s because I still care.
::heavy sigh::
::heavy sigh::
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I find myself audibly sighing a lot these days. Initially I thought it was just me getting older. I’m now realizing it’s because I still care.
::heavy sigh::
::heavy sigh::